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You fackin want some do ya Jake? Well you'll find none here sir, have a pleasant evening.

Think a lot of it has been karma for Barkley celebrating before he put the ball in that time. At least Doucs beat them when it mattered.

I wouldn’t mate, but then I said the same as you about Delap. They probably get offered more money and are all delusional enough to believe they’ll be one of the very few who does manage to cement a place in the XI. Delap already looks like he may be second fiddle to Pedro.

Fair play to our recruitment team for going for players of the right calibre. Will be surprised if Chelsea don’t swoop in and buy their 34th player of the window just because they can though. Hopefully we can agree a fee at least.

Absolutely stinks of an agent dropping this to Romano to give other clubs the hurry up. Don’t believe him one bit anymore, wait for Boyland/Bobble.

Nailed it there Tel, I was barking up the wrong tree. Absolutely need upgrades on the players you listed. I’d say in order, CM, RM, RB, then LB are the highest priorities. Just not convinced Jim Garner can be anything other than a squad player, whilst McNeil does offer some decent creativity...

I'd say we're probably one signing behind where we should be at this stage. No need for panic as we're clearly going after quality, which takes time. If we're sat here on 1st August and we're not signed a RW or CM my opinion will have changed.

The biggest phallus currently in the premier league is that horrible rat Andy Robertson. Gutted he's signing for us.

DION is synonymous with Dublin, Evan Ferguson is from Dublin, and he's about to sign for Roma, who are owned by TFG, who also own Everton. C'mon guys this one was easy.

Are you the scriptwriter for Everton? Definitely seen this film before.

So does he want to be number 2 at Bournemouth or Everton. Like choosing between a kick in the nuts or a slap in the face, poor lad.

I’d file that Bakayoko one under no chance, feels like the latest “using Everton to drum up interest” link.

We’ve only got about 14 players, you live and die by your recruitment as they say. Lot to get right to secure a top half finish. I think anything from 10th upwards would be fantastic after the last few horror years and criminal mismanagement.

Welcome Thierno lad, run around a lot and win tons of headers and we’ll probably love you.

Hope that's not true, because it increases the chances of them deeming Soucek as surplus. Now Soucek does know where the back of the net is, but he's basically a slightly better Doucoure and makes Michael Keane look as dainty as a ballerina on the turn. There's no way Moyes doesn't go for him if...

What would you have done this year instead? Spending actual money on a CB when we can barely score goals seems daft to me when we’ve got 3 very good ones. I also don’t think many people are particularly pleased he’s stayed, it’s more acknowledging that it’s a necessity when we’ve got limited...

Why would you assume that? There could be a decent younger lad coming through or a decent backup going on a free. Right now there isn't.

If the alternatives as rumoured were a rapidly declining Ben Mee or spending actual money on Adam Webster, I’m happy he’s signed on again. Seriously doubt any 4th choice we would’ve brought in would have been any better than him.

Absolutely tragic this, really feel for his family. Reminds you that footy isn’t the be all end all.

Reckon it’s more likely that Fab’s spaffed his load early again, rather than it being done done. The kind of fella who tells his mates he’s taking the girl home when in reality he’s just bought her the first drink.