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You just mentioned them in the same sentence.

It’s a render for what Goodison is going to look like next season. But yes, it has AI slop vibes.

It’s not brilliant, but really it’s just an accounting version of time wasting or whatever other shithousery happens on the pitch that the game would probably be better if no one did - but it’s the way it is.

Terrible analogy! It's more that would-be patients don't trust us to operate on them. We're not killing them!

Don't conflate lack of public links with lack of interest though, Matty. Links can materialise very late.

Dump and Die in my industry... Let's hope not.

Decent 45 followed by a dreadful 45. We tired badly second half, and Bournemouth had plenty in reserve. All about the size and quality of the squad, which we all knew anyway. Nothing new learned. Just reinforces that there’s plenty of work to do.

Think we’re seeing the end of Patterson’s Everton career today.

It’s live on actual NBC, the main network channel.

Hold on… this is live on NBC in the US? Actual network television? I’m so sorry, America. This is bound to end 0-0 now.

We should get to start the season with a point after this. We’re doing the PL a favour here.

Hate the fact they put sound on the replays… makes me think we’re missing something.

Impressed so far. Making a disaster in terms of defensive personnel look like it might be viable.

Loving a bit of 9pm Saturday night footy. I am of course saying that from this side of kick-off. I’m sure the reality of the match will see me haunted and deeply traumatised by what I witness, but right now I’m looking forward to a beer and some soccer. UTFT.

I agree. Shirt sponsorship is far more intimate and noticeable a connection. It’s persistently visually associated with the club both for the duration of the deal and historically looking backwards. I’m already thinking of Hill Dickinson as a place rather than a company. I think its obscurity...

I used to think that they must require an even roof around the ground - like we have now at BMD - but I went to an England game at St James Park, and they’d managed to get one in there with their totally lopsided roof. I imagine all we need are mounting points in the roof and somewhere to put...

I'll give you Harrison, the rest aren't significant. We know right wing is a priority position. I'll genuinely be astonished if we don't improve on Harrison as an option this window.

I think more people need May - August hobbies.

I don't. There's plenty to do. And I think it will be done - but either way, it's not worth moaning about it all day every day.

Much weaker? No. You're catastrophising there. Out: Maupay Young Holgate Virginia Begovic Doucoure Crellin Calvert-Lewin 4 meaningful members of the first team squad have left, highlighted. In: Barry Alcaraz Travers 2 meaningful members of the new first team squad have joined. Alcaraz...