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Lack of application perhaps in his game When he's switched on he looks like a monster, but can then drift through half an hour without touching the ball Last night was a case in point If he can get up to full fitness and add some consistency he could be a secret weapon for us this year...

Alcaraz has to share the blame for that for his trampoline touch on the halfway line Can't be exposing a back three like that

Good first half, played some good football and looked the sharper of the two teams The level dropped off in the second half as the running we put in in the first 45 hit the legs. Looked like Bournemouth had a rocket from Iraola at half time and were much more aggressive after the break. Think...

Barry looked lively since coming on.

Would only be 1-0 of they hadn't scored the last two. I'm serious like

They are sadcasm Look like sarcasm, but are actually just quite sad

Wouldn't go that far but he hasn't played well for 33 mins in this preseason game

What are you basing this on Captain Hindsight?

Here comes the cavalry See, we do have squad depth *Hides*

Alcaraz been woeful this half

The heat is outrageous in here

Objectively hilarious last two goals we've conceded

Patterson at fault but stemmed from an awful bit of football from Alcaraz on the halfway line Can't be exposing your defence like that, equally culpable

Patterson at fault but stemmed from an awful bit of football from Alcaraz on the halfway line Can't be exposing your defence like that, equally culpable

Two poor, basic individual errors from Alcaraz and Patterson Get them out of the way now

Moyes out

Wait until Bournemouth score then warm your hands against the meltdown

Has Beto shed some timber or is the heat causing a mirage?

Barbecue at Ndiyaes gaff after this

Oozing class isn't he. Love having a genuinely talented Everton player again, can't remember last time we had someone who was genuinely immense on the ball. Does Jameth count?