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There's Walsh's problem, everyone knows an "expert" uses Football Manager to scout players nowadays

I heard pineapple juice will dissolve just about anything beyond recognition ...just saying

I unbelievably played 12 games this year, and scored a cracker of a diving header into my own net as my season highlight

Still play 11 a side every year and am in my prime at 23yrs old, I'm pretty crap only good for headers, hoofing the ball and hacking down players ;)

My Dad is apparently related to Terry Darracott. I'm too young to of seen him play but can I blame him and my genetics for me being a slow and one dimensional fullback who's scored one goal in the last 10 years? o_O

Just picked up my copy and was so excited that there's only 4 more hours of work left, then the boss told me theres an after hours meeting tonight, obviously no fifa for me today :rant:(n)

That game was the last time my old man ever watched Everton live as a lad before migrating to Australia, a good send off If I do say so

Very true, it all adds to life experiences. But yeah I do feel like a minority seen as I have no tattoos or swish haircut

Am I about the only one on here whos in their twenties who thinks tinders pointless, what happened to going out and getting absolutely sozzled and finding a lady companion that way, its more fun (unless you wake up next to an ogre) :Blink:

Women love a man of mystery and surprises, so to start... The surprise; you need to find one that lives alone and lodge her every movement and habit. This may take a while but soon enough you'll be able to jump out of the bushes, window, cupboard etc. and surprise her (make sure you have gifts...

Buy a flash looking car with a loud exhaust to get her attention, pretend you're interested in her problems and be outgoing and do stuff then after a few years of being together go back to being your usual sarcastic, cynical self. Worked for me ;)

Marrying a cousin would be a start, then see if you're eligible

There's a religion called "Bretheren" and they marry their own cousin's and don't pay taxes

Yeah isn't 6 in every 10 people in Bunno on meth? :Blink:

Reportedly $4 million for a year which is crazy money for a 37 year old, spose they'll make it back and more in marketing though so good luck to them

God I hope Foxtel get it back, we struggle to get a strong telstra signal out where we are let alone optus coverage so theres no point changing providers or trying to stream games -__-

Play in goals and destroy (legally of course) as many opposition players as you can when you come out for set pieces or one-on-ones and you'll be laughing, and the bonus is at least you don't have to worry about your fitness levels

I was not completely sold on him as a manager but you've clearly done your homework and convinced me mate ;)

This is mind blowing stuff, at least the truth is out now and we can move on with our lives