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  1. TyphooToffee

    Whatever the hell you like

    Who's Benji?
  2. TyphooToffee

    Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

    I thought that we need around £25M by the end of June to satisfy PSR. That means we can hold off on the sale of Onana, hoping he has a good Euros to push up his asking price. He'll sell easily enough anyway but you can safely assume Kev is looking at the bank balance and weighing up all the...
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    John Textor

    I couldn't possibly comment :coffee:
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    John Textor

    It's a little known secret that Lieutenant Pigeon escaped after the recording when someone left a window open. As his superior in the loft, Captain Pigeon took responsibility and stood in for him. I shouldn't really have told you that. Big Dunc will be after me for bringing subaltern pigeons...
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    John Textor

    And as Captain Pigeon said, mouldy old dough. I guess any dough would be welcome, mouldy or not.
  6. TyphooToffee

    Kit for 24/25

    Still not saying much though
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    Kit for 24/25

  8. TyphooToffee

    Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

    Another season of me calling him Mr Apricot
  9. TyphooToffee

    Kit for 24/25

    So do I. Unfortunately they're starting to peel off my shirts. My favourite - apart from the changed badge that caused so much trouble - is the yellow and blue from 2013/14
  10. TyphooToffee

    Kit for 24/25

    Not really knowing much about them other than they seem to be springing up everywhere, I thought I'd ask why is there so much animosity towards Castore?
  11. TyphooToffee

    Kit for 24/25

    You old romantic you
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    Kit for 24/25

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    Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

    I dont have a taxi licence but I'd take him. Let me know where he wants picking and where he wants to go and I'll work out a price. :coffee:
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    2023/24 Beto

    Is that Partick Thistle Nil or Partick Thistle FC? (old Billy Connolly gag)
  15. TyphooToffee

    Whatever the hell you like

    How come 777 are still pumping money into the club? Who might want to give them money to give to us but not Standard Liege? Hmm. Is a tricky one. :coffee:
  16. TyphooToffee

    6 + 2 Point Deductions

    I stayed there for two days a couple of years ago and couldn't wait to get out of the place!
  17. TyphooToffee

    6 + 2 Point Deductions

    I'm glad the appeal has been withdrawn. I was worried that we'd end up with more, not less.
  18. TyphooToffee

    Match Thread Everton v Sheffield Utd - Chat, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Oh, you poor, deluded soul :coffee:
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