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    John Textor

    Yeah I mean our local corner shop is superb. I would have no qualms about putting them in charge of Everton. Denise Double-Barrelled Baxendale wasn’t all that was she? It’s not even on the corner, it’s mid-row.
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    777 Partners - Revised Poll Added 07/05/2024

    This is why I don’t take any notice of random internet sources. Opinion dressed as fact.
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    John Textor

    My favourite part of official club statements is where they thank us for our patience. I mean, we make Job look like an amateur.
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    John Textor

    I see the club website went ‘default corner flag photo’ for this announcement. Must be important.
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    John Textor

    Who?
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    New Everton Stadium Discussion

    I’m actually envious that although I live nearer access-wise, you have far more magnificent daily views of it.
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    John Textor

    I for one welcome our new owner over a total fraud organisation of a Ponzi scheme. *fingers crossed obviously
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    777 Partners - Revised Poll Added 07/05/2024

    They’d have completely sold the stadium by now and been run out of the club.
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    777 Partners - Revised Poll Added 07/05/2024

    VAR has indicated there’s three weeks stoppage time.
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    Kevin Campbell

    If this is untrue then it’s rather poor taste.
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    New Badge Soft Launch

    This is exactly what we want at GOT sir.
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    2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    His agent should negotiate royalties for whenever Bella Ciao is played.
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    New Stadium New Tune

    You seem desperate to shoehorn The Beatles into this. I think you’re barking up the wrong tree entirely myself, but if you’re going to do that pick a more lively song than Come Together or Now and Then.
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    Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

    Dyche The Redeemer will fix him. Or kill him with Gaffer’s Day, either/or.
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    Kit for 24/25

    GET CHARRY ON MOYES FFS!!
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    New Stadium New Tune

    We’re Forever Everton was written by a Man City fan.
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    John Textor

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    Wages and salaries

    Honestly, finance bores me to tears.
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    Farewell Goodison Park. A mother, a servant, a guardian, a beloved home.

    I’m sad. I understand why we have to but I’m sad. I got nothing.
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    777 Partners - Revised Poll Added 07/05/2024

    Yet here is a quote from the actual man himself stating the total opposite; Co-owner Textor looking to sell Palace stake, interested in buying Everton “Yes (I’ve had conversations around buying Everton),” Textor told The Athletic. “With the existing constituents – different groups, different...
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