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Haha, Pickford looks drunk.

SAFETY!

COMEDY ATTACK!

Huh. I thought he took the first touch when Gana initially put it in the box. If he didn't, I have no idea what they were checking.

Sorry, we've just got this Everton.

Garner looked like he might be a hair offside in the buildup, but painstaking, laborious review showed that he was a hair onside.

GANA GANA GANA!! AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!

Unlucky McNeil.

Good man Pickford.

Not playing terribly. Just need to make some chances.

The phrase has been used here maybe twenty times in the past couple of days, and I'd never heard it before either. This Lord Mayor sounds like a kopite.

Or maybe Doucoure.

Oh Doucoure...

Until just now I hadn't realized Toney was even playing today. Maybe he put money on a draw.

Chermiti's developing the valuable Everton experience of learning that you never know what you'll get when you pass to Doucoure.

Gana's so clever.

Squirrelly start. C'mon blues, focus on your focus.

Here we come, here we come, hup hup hup hup!

C'mon, show some respect. The club's called Branthwaite.

Robbie Earle: "Dominic Calvert-Lewin dominated Virgil Van Dijk today. Dominated him."