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    New Everton Stadium Discussion

    Probably, our defence is reminiscent of the famous Wiltshire pillars at times.
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    Pre season

    Mickey Mouse Cup ?
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    New collective name for ex European Super League members

    The Snivelling Six
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    New Everton Stadium Discussion

    They were referred to as Wool Wagons in the planning application iirc.
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    Chicoazul's Everton v Man City Preview

    Nice one Chico, enjoyed that.
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    New Everton Stadium Discussion

    I can't see them using Croke Park as there's terracing at one end, would look ridiculous hosting a big game with one end empty. Don't know whether they could put temporary seating on the hill.
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    What does Ben Godfrey do on his day off?

    Runs around a village in Norfolk at top speed slapping bald men on top of the head with the theme tune from Benny Hill blaring through his headphones.
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    Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Faster than a kopite laying a wreath.
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    Last seen with a pair of spreadsheets on his head and 2 pencils stuck up his nose, I think he mumbled something that sounded like wibble.
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    Match Thread Everton v Liverpool - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Climb back up yer lampost mankini boy
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    Match Thread Everton v Liverpool - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Firmino also having a scan, the club doctors suspect she's pregnant.
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    Spirit of the Blues

    My favourite.
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    Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

    Deli Ali has the most punchable face in football.
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    Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

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    Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

    Hopefully Den Perry doesn't torch Finch Farm
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    Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

    The Esk wont relax until James has seen the spreadsheets.
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    Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

    Taught Tom Davies how to dress.
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    Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

    Apparently The Esk climbed up a drainpipe at The Titanic and showed him his spreadsheets, James is now having second thoughts.
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