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Same. West Ham will have a horrible season but getting Nuno in was exactly what they needed. Forest meanwhile will get to mid-table easily with their squad, even if Dyche will end up boring them to tears like he did here. Fulham I think are in for a ropey year. 3 worse teams surely but based on...

He's going to play, he'll have too once N'Diaye heads off to AFCON. I think the coaching staff are likely working with him individually to help beef him up in the meantime. People moaning about that last sub are just being miserable for the sake of it.

Thought he tried too hard at first but once he settled down showed some very encouraging signs. Looks very much like he wants to be an 8 rather than a 6 like I thought he was.

He did okay, the sort of performance he needed really. Pleased for him. All he offers really is energy but sometimes that's all a midfield needs to get control of a game.

Matic once hit an absolute banger past us at the Gwladys Street end. We still won thankfully, but I remember distinctly thinking "bloody hell where has that come from". Very underrated PL player.

I thought he was hopeless, even leaving aside that chance even I'd have scored. He runs around, which is more than Beto does to be fair, but his hold up play is non-existent. Who scouted him?!

I thought something was up my telly when I saw McNeil getting stripped to come on. What the absolute ****. The media need to start asking him the tough questions, we've spent loads in the summer and he's using the squad terribly. You can say some of the signings have been bad but we ripped up...

He's 23 yet plays like he's 16, it's infuriating. Not strong enough either for a lad his size.

It wasn't Chermitti.

One absolute womble. That's twice now he's walked out on Celtic when both times they'd pulled him from the scrapheap. Constantly disrupting settled teams and back-channelling his bosses. A self-absorbed nob of incredible levels. That Celtic owner has properly gone in two-footed and good on him...

If there's one manager I never want to see near Everton it's Rodgers. Never seen such a self-absorbed tit of a manager. He'll sod off to Saudi now for the sun and virgins.

One absolute womble that Rodgers. That's twice now he's walked out on Celtic when both times they hired he was well and truly on the scrap. One properly self-absorbed nob. Will go the Middle East now for the sun and virgins. No chance any serious outfit will take him on after the Celtic board...

We've gone into the season very undercooked indeed.

Duncan should throw his hat in the ring.

It's not just football fans, it's men in general typically aged 18 - 50ish. It's called the Joe Rogan effect.

Tarkowski vs Liverpool. The perfect "get it up yers" moment.

Go to bed.

Dyche moaned incessantly about our fanbase being too highly-strung and wanting the unrealistic. If he goes up there to manage Rangers then he can times that by 10. In Glasgow if you're a player or manager for one of the Old Firm you can't go anywhere in the city without minders.

Tommy Fleetwood's caddy, sorry I forget his name. BBC 5live tried to grab him for an interview during the celebrations last night and he said "only if we can talk about Everton, it's a big game tomorrow night".

Bradley has been a calamitous captain, arguably even worse than Watson was back in 2014. Far less likeable character though.