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    2025/26 Beto

    That makes it sound like he's doing a headstand after a night out with George Michael
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    2025/26 Tyler Dibling

    Nah. Subbed on at 60 mins when we are 3-0 up
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    2025/26 Michael Keane

    It's very fair, but I won't be appointing you as my barrister based on that summation
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    2025/26 Beto

    You put him off.
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    2025/26 Jack Grealish

    Its not just Latin countries. In the Noth of Ireland, they do it to and many don't wash their hands. There are dirty prods everywhere.
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    2025/26 Nathan Patterson

    Mr Roberts? my careers teacher?
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    2025/26 Merlin Röhl

    They'll do the hocus pokus and they'll turn around. That's what its all about.
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    2025/26 Merlin Röhl

    Abracadadjokes
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    2025/26 Nathan Patterson

    And yet he was strongly linked with a loan move to Sevilla- apparently terms were agreed
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    Match Thread Everton 0-0 Aston Villa. Sat Sep 13th. 3pm

    He is an artist- he can play anywhere. Take Salah- not bad on the right wing, but our lad will produce way better than Mo's art
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    Match Thread Everton 0-0 Aston Villa. Sat Sep 13th. 3pm

    Too kind
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    2025/26 Tyler Dibling

    It's still not too late. Join a monastry and take a vow of silence.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    Kind of ironic that he'sgot into Clunj
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    Match Thread Everton 0-0 Aston Villa. Sat Sep 13th. 3pm

    Some on here are arguing that if we're going to play a German in the midfield, Moyes should opt for an 18th century composer. But I say Rohl over Beethoven
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    2025/26 Beto

    Cascarino for Ireland was a good one
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    2025/26 Vitalii Mykolenko

    It's about ignorant people who should spend a few nights in the underground with their families sheltering from drones before they make wisecrack comments
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    2025/26 Jack Grealish

    That's a 'cannae take a shaming' shaming
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    Everton Youth Teams Thread

    Noit that low- he can still tuck his hair into them
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    Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

    He's got a lot to prove before we can give him thoss plaudits. Maybe while we're deciding what he deserves, something a bit more modest: I know it's only Merlin Rohl, but I like it
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    Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

    Brian mcClair?
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