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We should all be thanking Ashley for making us watch less Everton this season

I see where you're coming from but I would honestly rather poo in my hands and clap than have to go through relegation and the Championship etc

AAALLLL ABOARD!!

I thoroughly enjoyed the 2 minutes of confusion as Dixon and Young looked at each other wondering which one was the right back, to then spend the next 5 minutes taking it in turns as right back in a weird tiki taka pirouette of confusion. 10/10, please do it again.

That was the first game I've been to in a while, first time sat in Park End for about 5 years. I've missed the Everton da's huffing the whole game. Complaining about passing it round the back only for Keane to hoof it to Beto which only results in more moaning and groaning. Best shout was...

So... It was a mass debate?

I dont think we will get him and I dont think he would come anyway. Inter are 3 points off the domestic league, still in Copa Itallia and still in the Europa League. Doesnt make sense to leave all that to join us

He's been a passenger all season. Bin.

Great, 2 more seasons of Coleman running past the halfway line, stopping, bouncing on the spot for a few seconds then passing it to the centre back.

Bony is lazy and is a bit gash. Joe Hart hasnt made a decent save in a season and a half. Jim White is chatting pure shhh

In fairness, everyone wants to play for Guardiola, instant european footy, a hefty wage increase. Taking these blue tinted glasses off I dont blame him. Now I've put the blue tinted glasses back on, I hope his next poo is a hedgehog :coffee:

Ross is no.8 now mate :coffee:

Spent all our dosh in the bookies :coffee:

I do not condone this sort of countdown behaviour. Richard Whiteley would be turning in his grave. :coffee:

Was hardly gonna be exact was I? 2 weeks, 3 days and 4 and half hours until the start of the season Everton, anytime now. Happy? Great. :coffee:

2 weeks on Saturday. 2 weeks and 3 days today. :coffee:

2 weeks until the start of the season, anytime now Everton :coffee:

I've been constipated since Saturday. I'm not anymore. :coffee:

Cba going back through the posts but well done to all the ITKs that said Pelle was on his way seeing as he has signed for a chinese team :coffee:

She's grown a bit mind