Grand Old Team

Does he have a guide?

Nope, you could say he's gone bareback

All the pros do it that way.

It's how I plan on doing it when I go on my sexploring trip in the slightly less exotic than the Far East location of the dingle area

More aids on the dingle than se asia.

The Dingle wouldn't touch you with a shîtty stick lad.

Small mercies eh?

Add him to chazbox whether he likes it or not

He shuns us

Just add him - force our love upon him

I've tried forcing love upon him before. I still bleed occasionally when I fart....

[Poor language removed] hell hes back!!!

I twatted my elbow ( I think it was the w/e of the Swansea game) mate which made lots of things you do with your right hand painful. After a couple of weeks, I got it x-rayed and was the proud owner of a splint. Tis fixed now, but I still pretend it aches when she wants me to carry something heavy ... like suitcases !

Yay!

Woolly is back and is now ambidextrous with a left forearm like Popeye

When I grow up I want to be you Wolo x

When Wolo grows up he wants to be five foot five

Being tall is overrated, as is being good-looking.

I heard that's why he swerved you at Wembley mate.

Truth be told I saw him approaching and did a quick u turn