Don't you see? He's acting like a man on the cusp of meltdown to get you confident. He stuck his chin out, you took a wild lunge, he hit you on the back of the head and you're down for two. You're not seeing the game, and I'm worried the lack of neg rep is slowly eroding your fierceness by the day.
Don't worry chum, it's hard to keep track of the different types of game on here. I nearly got dragged into TheOldLady's web until I clocked what was happening mercifully early on. Our below-quoting friend is a lot smarter than people think, you need to shift your stance, he's got weaknesses.
Snidey will return when rep returns, it's a sad fact. He's powerless at the minute, but one day rep will be restored and the prophesized Night of The Long Snides will commence in earnest. It is written.
I had a rough idea that was Derek quite quickly, he's as clear as a quality Moomin quote. The Zatmeister does seem to be a friend to the mods, even C. Azul has been a victim at some point. How do we stop this menace, does anyone really know?