If your life was an Everton game, which would it be?

[God Benfrey]

Arsenal 7-0 Everton

Embarrassing but if you take a step back and look you'll find a respectable champions League placed finished so can't complain

 

[Harryflashman]

Genuinely thought about this for ages so I’m hoping I’m right with how I think it went .

Everton 4-3 Brighton 1980

1-0 up (everything good for me )
1-1 (from nowhere rocked back
1-2 (stuff just went badly wrong )
2-2 (hopefully problems resolved )
3-2 (life is back where it should be )
3-3 (don’t get too comfortable there )
4-3 (and relax )

 

[MikeH72]

Probably that one where Moyes gave the Gwladys Street the 'up yours' after thinking that he'd secured a famous last-minute draw at home to Martin O'Neill's Villa.

He turned back towards the dugout just in time to spot Ashley Young burying a winner past Howard.

What’s this?

 

[MACCA75]

The Clattenberg derby. All the best intentions littered with some horrendous decisions and sod all luck

 

[voodoobloo]

i reckon about 10 years ago I would have been a thriller. Or a boisterous success like the 2-0 1/4 final away to sunderland. These days I am more of a 0-0 affair at home to Fulham or something. Bang average, no real success but not failure. A real middle aged mr average. What an uplifting thought.

You should enjoy the equilibrium and add some excitement/interest - in Everton terms, bring on Amokachi

 

[witchdoc187]

You should enjoy the equilibrium and add some excitement/interest - in Everton terms, bring on Amokachi

I'm not sure why but I'm reading this as I should have an affair or something haha

 

[Carlito]

What’s this?

Would have been December 2008, losing at home to Villa and he's getting grief for one of his famous snide substitutions (like when Hibbert came on for Fernandes vs Tottenham the season before). Everton equalise in the last minute and he takes off running towards the Gwladys, where he proceeds to give us the 'get it up ye' gesture, snarling because he thinks he's really shown the doubters.

His little face when Young scored was a picture.

 

[MikeH72]

Would have been December 2008, losing at home to Villa and he's getting grief for one of his famous snide substitutions (like when Hibbert came on for Fernandes vs Tottenham the season before). Everton equalise in the last minute and he takes off running towards the Gwladys, where he proceeds to give us the 'get it up ye' gesture, snarling because he thinks he's really shown the doubters.

His little face when Young scored was a picture.

Genuinely don’t remember him doing that.

 

[Carlito]

Genuinely don’t remember him doing that.

I wonder if more would be made of something like that now, but it wasn't uncommon for him to get into it with the fans.

The worst one was after a game away at Stoke, where they have to pass the away fans on the way to the tunnel. I think it was Distin who ended up calming things down that day.

 

[voodoobloo]

I'm not sure why but I'm reading this as I should have an affair or something haha

Of take up golf. Any holes a goal

 

[witchdoc187]

Of take up golf. Any holes a goal

Pretty sure I read someone was arrested for getting frisky with golf hole.

 

[paultheblue]

Everton v Wimbledon 94’. Terrible error strewn start, clawed back through sheer luck.

I wonder how much that luck cost us ?

 

[voodoobloo]

I wonder how much that luck cost us ?

We could just as easily be Sheffield Wednesday as City

 

[DaChunk]

The Pickford derby

 

[Sharpies volley]

....there was a Derby at Goodison after we won the league in ‘87. We won 1-0 but we all sat there relaxed in our seats because we were just better than them.

Very content.

Sure that was after the 85 title win mate. Just sayin like