Great caught and bowled by Carse to take Neser for a duck

We'll lose the Ashes but bankrupt Australian cricket.One way or another I reckon this game's over on day 2. Entertaining, but disappointing cricket.
Ok so we’re once again approaching this as a T20 with a test field
Yep, I’m now thinking let’s just go mad. We’ve lost anyway, this test has already been stupid. Let’s give the fans there some fun just smashing aboutTo be honest, they probably should. There's a ball with their name on it at any moment.
My god I was very much joking but they’ve brought in Carse at 3But in a new fun way the Aussies weren’t expecting! We’re done anyway, might be quite fun to just completely reverse the order. Really mess with them. Carse and Tongue opening. If we get there bring in Brook as a nightwatchman.