The best feeling ever

[chrismpw]

There is nothing more underrated in life than the satisfaction of laying a good turd.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

There is nothing more underrated in life than the satisfaction of laying a good turd.

Especially one of your own.

 

[Goodison87]

Kurt is now showing as logged out.

 

[verreauxi]

I have a great joke about constipation, but it's still working its way out. I'll report back.

 

[verreauxi]

Oh yeah: I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a $h1t in days

 

[chrissyjack]

Does the Speaker of the House of Commons say “ I declare this motion passed “ , after relief

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

When Beethoven went twice in a day did he refer to it as Beethoven's Second Movement?

 

[Groucho]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

Erm….

 

[Kurt.]

Erm….

Sorry mate, I’d hit the rum hard last night but for future reference, it’s a great laxative

 

[Zezti]

Sorry mate, I’d hit the rum hard last night but for future reference, it’s a great laxative

Good at loosening the lips?

 

[Benicetoourboys]

They say its good to share, however, I'm not too sure.

 

[Joey66]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

A free 12 months subscription for the Beano for you

 

[Rita_Poon]

A free 12 months subscription for the Beano for you

I think Groucho was suggesting something a little more Dandy...

 

[Joey66]

Sorry mate, I’d hit the rum hard last night but for future reference, it’s a great laxative

If you look at your beano backlog - he old one - The constipated mathematician - worked it out with his pencil .....

 

[Swartzy]

COYBL25 - put the perfect cure for a much easier release when suffering the effects of Constipation, in the Funny Post Thread.. tho you'd probably need some sort of lube..