Toilet humour

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It often gets a negative press, but it never goes away. Like the log laid by @Kurt. recently.

So do you like a bit of toilet humour or are you far too highbrow for such fecal funnies?

 

[Bryan+]

Some of the rejected jokes from the Viz end up in the “funny stuff” thread here, they are so bad even the viz won’t laugh. I’ve heard funnier stuff at funerals.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[kev]

Some of the rejected jokes from the Viz end up in the “funny stuff” thread here, they are so bad even the viz won’t laugh. I’ve heard funnier stuff at funerals.

TBF there's very little funnier than a fart at a funeral.

 

[trueblue84]

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneeded a poo.

 

[Bryan+]

I said what I said

 

[Bryan+]

 

[Rita_Poon]

TBF there's very little funnier than a fart at a funeral.

 

[NeilMorepies]

And people say (constantly) that my threads are poo.

 

[Kurt.]

Saw a poem on the back of a toilet door once that has stayed with me…

Some come here to sit and think
I come here to 5hit and stink
Some come here to play with their balls
I come here to write on the walls

 

[Jayhawk]

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

And people say (constantly) that my threads are poo.

It's this or Davek in the E sector going on and on about Moyes.

Choices, choices.

 

[Bryan+]

And people say (constantly) that my threads are poo.

They are.

 

[Nymzee]

Never too old to show your mates your amazing poops

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Never too old to show your mates your amazing poops

I think the only time I grossed out one of my utterly degenerate mates was when I found an unflushable titanic sinking turd in the works bogs, took a picture, and sent it him.

I was in awe. The nessy of turds.