The fans

[chrismpw]

Our supporters are terrific - cheering and getting behind the team with optimism. Turning up when the team needs them most and intimidating the opposition. When the team does badly, they're disappointed obviously, but shrug it off and will be there to support the next time, fir supporters are strong minded and offer strength to the course.

Many of our fans are terrible - booing and destroying the confidence of players for trivial mistakes, because they may have failed to compensate for their shrivelled inept manhood.

We have both.

Which are you?

 

[chicoazul]

It’s all just a sad reflection of current times. The loudest most obnoxious voices are always at the forefront. Either in a forum like this or in a queue at Tesco’s. I’m just amazed they have so much time on their hand with all the flag hanging from motorway bridges and painting of roundabouts. How do they still find time to post so much content on here and probably every other footy forum.

This is a very interesting analysis friend, real food for thought I feel.

 

[COYBL25]

It’s all just a sad reflection of current times. The loudest most obnoxious voices are always at the forefront. Either in a forum like this or in a queue at Tesco’s. I’m just amazed they have so much time on their hand with all the flag hanging from motorway bridges and painting of roundabouts. How do they still find time to post so much content on here and probably every other footy forum.

They are powered by the cocaine.

It may be bashed to death and has left them with a noses like Daniella Westbrook, but it helps fill that empty void in their lives and fuel that inner self loathing.

 

[sbbefc]

there’s people approaching 40 who’ve never seen us do anything, we came close once. Is there any other teams in the past 30 years who’ve not won anything nor been promoted. Not that going down and coming back up is great, but football is about moments. And frankly, we haven’t had any.

Our fans are great and deserve better to be honest

I'm 37 and just about remember the 95 Cup final. Saw us at Wembley beat united in 09 to get to the final again, but that's the closest we've been.

Last day relegation battles have featured more often in my lifetime. It really does suck the life out of you.

 

[trueblue84]

May every angry, floppy Everton da be forever crushed under the weight of their own insecurities and inadequacies, discomfort of an enlarged prostate and rage that their wife and kids won't talk to them any more.

 

[Benicetoourboys]

Our supporters are terrific - cheering and getting behind the team with optimism. Turning up when the team needs them most and intimidating the opposition. When the team does badly, they're disappointed obviously, but shrug it off and will be there to support the next time, fir supporters are strong minded and offer strength to the course.

Many of our fans are terrible - booing and destroying the confidence of players for trivial mistakes, because they may have failed to compensate for their shrivelled inept manhood.

We have both.

Which are you?

I'm in the first.

 

[COYB75]

This is a very interesting analysis friend, real food for thought I feel.

They are very much in the minority, but as is so often the case, although small in number (and probably other areas) they get more coverage, be it by the media, or on places like GOT. Gobs***es, the lot of them.

 

[NeilMorepies]

I am not a fanatic.
I tolerate Everton more than any other Club.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Always fun to watch some oscillate wildly between "we're a horribly run club and our squad is crap" and "we only lost because the ref hates us and is part of some Premier League conspiracy to bury us" literally every time we lose.

 

[chicoazul]

Always fun to watch some oscillate wildly between "we're a horribly run club and our squad is crap" and "we only lost because the ref hates us and is part of some Premier League conspiracy to bury us" literally every time we lose.

Perhaps rather than putting self worth and identity into a disappointing football club might therapy is a better weekend pursuit? Would cost about the same too.

Go find yourself, bloos.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Perhaps rather than putting self worth and identity into a disappointing football club might therapy is a better weekend pursuit? Would cost about the same too.

Go find yourself, bloos.

 

[COYBL25]

Always fun to watch some oscillate wildly between "we're a horribly run club and our squad is crap" and "we only lost because the ref hates us and is part of some Premier League conspiracy to bury us" literally every time we lose.

Don’t forget the magic inhalers that turn players into Homelander off The Boys.

 

[Groucho]

Good and bad in everything obviously.

Overall I think we’re great.

There are the odd few as with any club that can bring the general feeling down.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Don’t forget the magic inhalers that turn players into Homelander off The Boys.

Ah yes, the elaborate doping regime under Klopp that has apparently enjoyed a seamless transition to a new management team without question or a single word or hint of its existence ever being leaked, even despite the turnover of players and staff in the period in question.

 

[Seathestars]

I blame south enders.
Bad wools who put on that cringy exaggerated Scouse accent.
Ban all travel on match days from south of Duke Street, problem solved.