Farts

[Connor]

Thought this was going to be a call out thread

 

[Pootsy]

Insert a metal straw up your balloon knot making sure it goes past the sphincter. Then your gut will simply breathe out the straw. But do not go swimming with this setup as the water will go the other way.

 

[the golden visionary]

Eat more sprouts and beans, blow through it and break the back of it.

 

[Jayhawk]

This film featuring Leonard Rossiter may give you a few tips on how to develop a special talent.

 

[Tipp blue]

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Everyone has their own nemesis and a lab test for allergies in your gut can help. I know for me it is Dairy. For my missus its the fried food in cheap oils. you can figure it out yourself over a few weeks by a process of elimination (pun intended). Good luck!

 

[wearethefamousefc]

Are you scoffing your food down and swallowing lots of air?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

You can’t be worse than my wife

 

[Swartzy]

Have you tried putting yourself into a big bowl of rice?

This could also be posted in the condiments thread..

 

[trueblue84]

Any tips on reducing my fart output?

Usually the problem is on a morning. Once I wake up, I can easily sit for the best part of an hour just letting off every couple of minutes. It's no way to live.

The rest of the day I'm ok, it's really a morning problem but it's starting to get me down. Imagine waking up and essentially having no choice but to wallow in your own boffs for the first hour of the day. It's not nice.

i think what you meant to ask was "why do my farts stop after the morning and what can I do to keep farting all day?"

 

[Eggs]

…if you’re a very deep sleeper something physical might be happening to you during the night that you’re totally unaware of. No idea if you share your bed but might be worth setting up a camera.

 

[chrismpw]

Maybe its your tea

 

[Ray Purchase]

 

[blue61]

Ask Gerrard Deulofeu, who is an expert of 'much wind'.

 

[jazzy]

I fail to understand the problem