What really annoys you?

longers said:
White people with acoustic guitars at house parties

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I remember someone getting one out at a party at a house I lived in once. My housemate Martin walked into the kitchen, came back with a pair of scissors, and without saying a word, cut the strings as the dude started to play.
 


Nobby Nobbs said:
People put out their bins neatly by the kerb or neatly by their gate, hedge or wall, the binnies come along and just lash them everywhere, 3 doors down 4 doors down or in the middle of the pavement were nobody can pass. Just put them back where you found them it’s not hard.
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Whoever does my bins puts them across the driveway every single time. Not randomly... Smack bang in the effing middle. I have to park on the road to move it when getting in from work.

Hope he falls into the back of the bin lorry and gets crushed, the grade A whopper.
 

Gwladys St. Glory said:
Probably best to let it go... half of them can't use your/you're and there/their/they're properly (sadly not a UK-specific issue) which I feel is a worse offense *then pronunciation; let them feel like they have their 💩 together, we're outnumbered and they love that we think their accent makes them smart. Knowing my avg. compatriots the way I do, who couldn't point to Chile on a map, I'm positive they have it worse on an NFL forum

Easy, this international relations business... just call everyone a dolt.
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*than
 
JLW said:
I have many things:

Flys (If i could remove one thing from planet earth it would be these little *(&(*^&^*ers!!!!!) Especially when your try to wave them away from your food :rant::rant::rant:

Noisy eaters, oh my! It literally puts me off my food and their is no need for it, feel like punching the person doing it.

Loud people (attention seekers) people who just make noise to be noticed!
Holding a door open or letting someone pass without any acknowledgement. "Oi [Poor language removed] weres your manners" :rant::rant:
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Every word true
 
chrismpw said:
Agreed. Utterly and totally. The wife eats like a dog and speaks through mouthfuls of food. I've noticed her sister and mum do the same, it fecking revolting stuff. God knows how I didn't notice it before we got hitched.

But this is just the tip of an enormous iceberg for me. I really darent start.

(I'll just say advertising, the quality of BBC reporters & programming, the predictability of modern films, VAR, corruption, modern european football competitions, politicians, racists, selfishness, wealth disparity, lycra cycling packs, roadworks, traffic lights, overcooled beer, gentrified pubs, nuveau cuisine, chain restaurants, car parking charges, the lack of nhs dentistry, bankers, parents not controlling loud kids in quiet public spaces, parents who call their kids "mate" or "princess", cats, people who call themselves "cat parents", ofsted, horseflies ([Poor language removed]), arthritis, overbloated oversized modern cars, the price of crisps, the fact that cheese flavoured crisps don't taste of cheese anymore, background music everywhere autotune, auto correct, repetitive computer generated music, form filling, insurance, Elon Musk, the fat orange pillock and his US cult, and of course the RS)

Mustn't grumble though.
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You ok hun?
 

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