VaguelyBrown
Player Valuation: £6m
Did you by any chance happen to see the headlock? Could do with an eye witness likeMate, I was there in the Gwladys for the Wimbeldon game, me and my Dad.
I was there in the Gwladys when Rooney scored the pearler against Arsenal. I was also there in the Main Stand when he scored the goal from over the halfway line against West Ham.
I was there for Tarkys equaliser against them, I was also there for our 2-0 victory when Jarad scored and so did Dom.
I was there for the Chelsea game when Pickford made that save. I was outside finch farm seeing the players off when we went to Watford away. I used to stand outside the Winslow everytime I went the game with a few beers. I bought flares and was in the mixer for every bus welcome we did at Goodison. I was also there for the Palace game, sitting right above their fans.
I am a third generation Evertonian, with my Grandad still going in his 90’s until he passed away of covid. We played z cars when his coffin was carried in and I still have a blue rose from his funeral flowers which I kept in silica gel to remind me of him.
I have been the test event vs Bolton and more recently to Village Street during the cup. I am actually named after an Everton player, my Dads favourite.
Please don’t question me again, you will look very foolish.
EDIT: sorry for joke post after what was clearly an impassioned defence of your credentials; I just couldn’t resist. For the record, you are either the most incredibly well researched and patient undercover red that I’ve ever seen or (obviously true) a proper Toffee. Respect brother