Joey Raps

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

They took the money for my heating
The weed I grow is taking a beating cos
I got no power for my hydroponic setup
Man when is this gout gonna let up?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Been in scenes from Casino
Surrounded by haters
All these young un's quoting the Beano
No more birthdays for traitors
Gonna fire potato's
Gonna snap them up like mad 'gators.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Weed jersey ozempic goats pineapple

 

[Kurt.]

Beware if you don’t give a like
J dog will knock you off yer bike
Lost count of homies he’s slain
Took a man and gun to stop him
Wot you sayin @Bruce Wayne

 

[Bungle]

Weed jersey ozempic goats pineapple

Joes a bit busy at the minute but has just sent me this

Happy Birthday Weed
Happy Birthday Jersey
Happy Birthday Ozempic
Happy Birthday Goats
Happy Birthday Pineapple

He was quite keen to emphasise that anyone using ozempic is a slobbering fat mess that cant take accountability for their own failings, felt quite harsh but Joey is nothing if not brutally honest.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Don't forget the trouble with Argos.

White Goods (Don't do it)
rang-dang, diggity, dang-de-dang.

 

[ste d' indica]

I`d like to be in Joey`s Garden,
down in old Jersey
under the shade

He`d let us in,
and he`d bum some frogs
in Joey`s garden
under the shade

I`d ask my friends to come and see
Joeys garden with me, in old Jersey.

He`d grow some weed and get gout,
in our little hideaway
in Joeys garden
in old Jersey
under the shade

He`d rob your birthday
to farm for likes
in Joeys Garden
in old Jersey
under the shade


I`d ask my friends to come and see
Joeys garden with me, in old Jersey.

I can't decide whether you need a Mercury award or a ban for this.

 

[coollino]

Check out my old picture thread
A mystery unravelin'
An old Alan Ball photo is the paper that I travel with
Don't go against the grain and post a colour photo if you can't handle it

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Giddy giddy gout
Alan Balls white undies all hanging out
I use them for like farming
Ain't no shame
Ask me bout Specsavers im charming
Its all in the game
Catch me in the Armstrong thread im still yarning.

 

[verreauxi]

DVLA don’t gimme no waivers
They sent me down to Specsavers.

 

[Rita_Poon]

It was all a dream, I used to read gard'ners world magazine (uh-uh)
Titchmarsh n Monty D up in the limousine, hangin' dried seeds on my wall
Every Saturday check for blight, crop magic, Davey Bellamy (uh, that's right)
I let my poly tunnel rock 'til my seeds popped
Prunin' weed in Bambú, sippin' on Private Stock (yeah)
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match
Remember tappin' Dyson had the parts to catch
You never thought that horticulture make it this far, but now I spit bars
No forget the much loves, fits like gardener gloves
And if you don't know, now you know (c'mon)

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch

 

[Rita_Poon]

Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch

I'm packin' secateurs and I've been hittin' the scotch

 

[magicjuan]

The Old MC

Some of the bushiest thyme ever made by man
Are goin' into this trough hoe'd by this hand
Are comin' out this month, made so bold
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Old
But do you think that it's your destiny to get sensi off me, but I suggest you be
Quiet, bro', don't even try it from the beast and vest of me
Rakin' it and never mowin' it or even strimmin' it
Groovin' it and always movin' it, 'cause I'm not takin' it...

 

[Kurt.]

Well it was ‘82 when Joe joined the boys
And he was hip and he was cool but now he throws his toys
Because his wife is cool and she found out
That Joey harvested crop but nothing worked out
And now it breaks my heart to see Joe before me
So he packed his bags and he left for jersey
The grass over there is said to be greener
And Joey keeps it clean with his vacuum cleaner
Now he’s making peas and he’s running loose
No tax to pay on diet tomato juice