10.30pm bedtime tonight
**swings in**
- Thread starter the sniderman
- Start date
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
The davek heel turn is seemingly infectious. Not to worry, you aren't patient zero...
Only if she’s buying a holiday flat with a view of the Strand in Bootle.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
Makes sense as @Goat has a massive crush on her.
Hi @PercyPlant
I see you're viewing the thread?
Do you want to do the reveal and have your "EVENING TOFFEES" moment?
I see you're viewing the thread?
Do you want to do the reveal and have your "EVENING TOFFEES" moment?
Dont knock ginger nipples till you tried them.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
Had a few one night stands with a ginger back in my youth, probably the best sex I've ever had. 3am on the bonnet of a car in a carpark. I've said too much, in fear of sounding like Zatman now. She was a great lass.
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £35m
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this might be the most revolting phrase I’ve ever had the misfortune to read
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £35m
No. Actually this is.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
Bry your nipples would taste of mothballs and crippling depression.
In realms of thrones, where power's fought,
The bozos, sneaky, are a wretched lot.
They scheme and snivel, whispering low,
With transfer rumours that nobody knows,
And at Edward Compton's feet they grovel and show.
Their goal is subversion, a treacherous art,
With silly remarks that tear worlds apart.
They wail and wet the bed all night,
Terrified of the right back's might.
But a hero arrives, with purpose and grace,
To end the bozos' unholy race.
He'll crush them all, with valour and might,
From dusk's dim glow to morning's light.
With midnight courts, they'll know their end,
The Analfield lovers, forced to unbend.
The bozos, sneaky, are a wretched lot.
They scheme and snivel, whispering low,
With transfer rumours that nobody knows,
And at Edward Compton's feet they grovel and show.
Their goal is subversion, a treacherous art,
With silly remarks that tear worlds apart.
They wail and wet the bed all night,
Terrified of the right back's might.
But a hero arrives, with purpose and grace,
To end the bozos' unholy race.
He'll crush them all, with valour and might,
From dusk's dim glow to morning's light.
With midnight courts, they'll know their end,
The Analfield lovers, forced to unbend.
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
Did someone say multi’s
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