Specsavers older drivers be warned .... Beware .....

[verreauxi]

My optician is so hot. Honestly she is just awesomely hot. She's like please read the middle line

E B V T L 3

And I'm like "Bee" "eff" "horse" "thirty-six" "bra" "catbox" And she's all like, "let's try again, but the upper line" and leans in close to me to change out one of the lenses. And she smells like Heaven and Victory. I'll spend like 1.5 hours in there just saying nonsense words for every line.

Eventually, she caught on and I was banned, so I now go to Specsavers, where I was told that while I'm allowed to drive automobiles, I should not try to back a trailer into a parking bay because that is an art and I am not an artist.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Nothing makes my day more on here than seeing a new Joey thread.

 

[Cecil]

? why do post crap like that ?

Agreed Joey, the Mozzie and the Tempest were better.

 

[Walken]

50 mph cyclists is it? He's out of control

 

[Walken]

London cycle on the pavements & go through the lights on red - LBC a wagon driver killed one turning left as the cyclist was trying to over take his wagon - he had to use a solicitor to get out of the police station - he was interrogated, & let go free- his lively hood was at steak....

Was he a chef?

 

[Rita_Poon]

50 mph cyclists is it? He's out of control

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

It's a posh elite area .....

And you were crying it in about losing your heating money when you live in luxury you brexit loving Tory.

 

[COYBL25]

That`s a @Bruce Wayne right after his breakfasts of PED`s on his way to shoot Joey, who`s already demolished a whole row of lamp posts and two bus stops in his tractor.

 

[Micky_T]

don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs ...

@Eggs was Joey's grandmother really that good at sucking you off?

 

[Kurt.]

@Eggs was Joey's grandmother really that good at sucking you off?

Golfball through a straw I heard

 

[Rita_Poon]

Golfball through a straw I heard

chrome off a trailer hitch...

 

[Kurt.]

chrome off a trailer hitch...

Where’d you think he got his Dyson obsession ?

They apparently named the Ball cleaner in her honour

 

[Joey66]

Nothing makes my day more on here than seeing a new Joey thread.

Hows Mr two Birthdays going ?

 

[Joey66]

Does that mean you’ll be banned from driving farming machinery too Joey ?

Farming yourself there Traitor

 

[Rita_Poon]

Hows Mr two Birthdays going ?

c'mon Joe, you used to be a bit more light hearted, what's goin on?