2025/26 Beto

[Benicetoourboys]

What a lovely fella he is, want him to continue doing well.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I still can't get my head round Vinnie Jones playing for Wales so you're not on your own

Cascarino for Ireland was a good one

 

[PercyPlant]

@PercyPlant are you still raging he scored mate?

Seems to be doing fairly well per his Xg. Our most threatening forward.

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I’ll never ever rage that anyone scored for Everton. Let’s see how this season goes, I’ve seen posts mocking people that posted in the concerned thread, I’ve seen posts in the Jack Grealish thread mocking people that thought paying him a million quid a month was a bit much and now I’ve woke up to 23 notifications 22 of which were from you mentioning or laughing at posts I’ve made about about Beto, that petty childish in my book, but I’m happy to let this play out. If I’m wrong great, if you’re wrong it’s not great, but I’ll be letting you know. He’s scored 1 in 3 in the league so far this season (and we haven’t played anyone yet) which means as long as he more or less stays injury free he will get 13 goals. If that’s what you’re laying your hat on then I’d say it’s pretty pathetic. But we all have our own different expectations for the club.

For the record, his attitude is impeccable, he’s exactly (as a person what I want from an Everton player, he’s incredibly likeable human being) but he will never be part of a successful Everton team in my opinion, mainly because he isn’t good enough.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

which means as long as he more or less stays injury free he will get 13 goals.

I think only 6 centre forwards scored 13+ goals last season. I don't think him matching this would be pathetic at all.

 

[carolinablue232]

I need to stop thinking he can get a call-up for Portugal someday.

He would be more effective for them than current version Ronaldo who remains undroppable for no reason other than his name.

 

[Efcjake]

I’ll never ever rage that anyone scored for Everton. Let’s see how this season goes, I’ve seen posts mocking people that posted in the concerned thread, I’ve seen posts in the Jack Grealish thread mocking people that thought paying him a million quid a month was a bit much and now I’ve woke up to 23 notifications 22 of which were from you mentioning or laughing at posts I’ve made about about Beto, that petty childish in my book, but I’m happy to let this play out. If I’m wrong great, if you’re wrong it’s not great, but I’ll be letting you know. He’s scored 1 in 3 in the league so far this season (and we haven’t played anyone yet) which means as long as he more or less stays injury free he will get 13 goals. If that’s what you’re laying your hat on then I’d say it’s pretty pathetic. But we all have our own different expectations for the club.

For the record, his attitude is impeccable, he’s exactly (as a person what I want from an Everton player, he’s incredibly likeable human being) but he will never be part of a successful Everton team in my opinion, mainly because he isn’t good enough.

Hi Percy, most of those laugh reactions were from your obsessive tagging of me during the Leeds match.

If you want to label me childish go back and look at your behaviour here you weirdo. Glass houses and all that.

@Efcjake

@Efcjake

@Efcjake

We need a striker. DCL with no pres season would’ve been better @Efcjake

Every time he scores I laugh at you.

 

[Efcjake]

I see we're doing the "appearances" thing again so we can pretend he's not scoring goals at a fantastic rate....


No agenda at all here.

 

[Goat]

Im gonna continue to call him utter pony, cos it seems to work.

 

[Efcjake]

Im gonna continue to call him utter pony, cos it seems to work.

He loves to ruin a hater's day.

 

[Goat]

He loves to ruin a hater's day.

I bet not as much as I enjoy seeing him score.

Everton doing well > Being right on the internet

 

[ElGato]

This guy plays better when he's got something to prove

Not surprising with his backstory, he's got the fire inside him

Moyes has managed him so well, squeezing that bit extra from him

Think he'll be in and out of the team on that basis, drop him to get more goals

 

[PercyPlant]

I think only 6 centre forwards scored 13+ goals last season. I don't think him matching this would be pathetic at all.

We play with a single striker, our current striker can’t hold the ball up, if he scores 13 it’ll be a miracle, if he does score 13 or more with the 3 behind him just imagine how good it would be if we had a decent striker, he will cost us more games than he will win us. Unfortunately.

 

[PercyPlant]

I bet not as much as I enjoy seeing him score.

Everton doing well > Being right on the internet

Exactly. Some people are pathetic.

 

[PercyPlant]

Hi Percy, most of those laugh reactions were from your obsessive tagging of me during the Leeds match.

If you want to label me childish go back and look at your behaviour here you weirdo. Glass houses and all that.










Every time he scores I laugh at you.

22 notifications I woke up to the other day, went to bed at 10 and woke at 4, let’s not play this game.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

We play with a single striker, our current striker can’t hold the ball up, if he scores 13 it’ll be a miracle, if he does score 13 or more with the 3 behind him just imagine how good it would be if we had a decent striker, he will cost us more games than he will win us. Unfortunately.

Nicholas Jackson just went for 70mil. Where are we getting a better striker than Beto currently? We've been fighting relegation for 4 years, they ain't coming here at the moment.