Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[HKContractDave]

Doesn't seem to be on social media either. I'm in

Might take that back. I'm still in though.

 

[Blue peter]

Anyone care to summarise the day so far...........?

Monday

 

[summerisle]

Everton will need to sell a Merlin Roll in the concourse at Hill Dickinson.
It can be a double egg and sausage roll with blue sauce
or a Sausage Rohl

i'll see myself out

Need to get some round tables.

 

[terryefc]

Ok lads. A Merlin is also a small falcon, so can we stop with the magic jokes and start with the poultry-based ones from now on.

Don't think he's a winger.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Coming home from work to find out my dream of Sam Neill playing for Everton is coming true. What a time to be alive.

From what I’ve seen, Sam’s got a Baines vibe about him. Sam is a heads up defender always looking to score. When not making films, Sam can be found on the pitch practicing fade away curls into the top corner of the net. A solid signing.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Need to get some round tables.

I have to quote you, mate. I can’t let that gem go unnoticed. Took me a second and then thought that was brilliant .

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Looks a bit overweight to me, bit like King the goalie, Hopefully he'll learn to Rohl with the paunches

 

[MrD]

Need to get some round tables.

Sausage Rohls around the round table

 

[Ray Purchase]

Career total of 7 goals in 126 appearances.

So whatever he adds, it will not be hitting the back of the net.

 

[Hellerad]

Rather this than Soucek

 

[MikeH72]

Career total of 7 goals in 126 appearances.

So whatever he adds, it will not be hitting the back of the net.

Ok, but he’s not a striker so…?

 

[southbluey]

Felliani mk 2?

 

[mahermi1]

Rather this than Soucek

All day mate, all day.

 

[argietoffee]

Career total of 7 goals in 126 appearances.

So whatever he adds, it will not be hitting the back of the net.

Maybe in the Bundesliga, they have goalkeepers who are specialised in their positions unlike clubs like Man United

 

[Ray Purchase]

Nice barnet.