Match Thread Everton 2-0 Mansfield Town. Wed, 27 Aug 19:45

[Professor Toffee]

A decent striker should never be surprised to get the ball

 

[lieneverton]

Beto looked like he was running through industrial treacle there.

 

[when i score we riot]

Dibbling's clown boots really stand out.

They're huge too, as is Clown Tradition. Look like a size 12 haha

 

[james2805]

Beto sticks his right leg indicator on for 5 seconds before he shoots.

Probably a good driver at least.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I could’ve scored there

 

[jazzy]

Not only is Beto crap but he looks totally disinterested.

Sell

 

[TheNinja]

Beto is turd, sorry, had enough. Get him sold.

 

[DanB90]

A decent striker should never be surprised to get the ball

I think he’s surprised he’s making a career out of football.

 

[Rita_Poon]

oh dear, that's a ball to fight for!

Nothing!

 

[SpiritOfTheBloos]

God we still need a striker in don’t we. Can we just have striker that slots for fun for once

 

[BigBeto1]

Thank god we’ve got some midfielders who can chip in with goals now

 

[Daytripper]

The goal aside, it’s been a tough watch this

 

[Eggs]

….Brighton have SIX, making our win on Sunday look better.

 

[ste d' indica]

A decent striker should never be surprised to get the ball

Some of our recent strikers have been surprised to find they're playing football.

 

[Nymzee]

Is their centre half wearing number 9? Ffs can’t go out to that