2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[davek]

You'll miss him. Who are you gonna dunk on next hmm?

He was comfortably the worst Everton 'football' player Ive ever witnessed.

As I said loads of times - it was like watching a fan who won a competition to play in a PL match on the pitch.

Hopefully Sevilla teach him the basics of passing, positioning and focus and we can eventually get some of the cash back we wasted on him...although I notice Thelwell didn't go near him again with a barge pole.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He was comfortably the worst Everton 'football' player Ive ever witnessed.

As I said loads of times - it was like watching a fan who won a competition to play in a PL match on the pitch.

Hopefully Sevilla teach him the basics of passing and we can eventually get some of the cash we wasted on him...although I notice Thelwell didn't go near him again with a barge pole.

Why would he when he didn’t sign him in the first place

 

[COYBL25]

He was comfortably the worst Everton 'football' player Ive ever witnessed.

As I said loads of times - it was like watching a fan who won a competition to play in a PL match on the pitch.

Hopefully Sevilla teach him the basics of passing and we can eventually get some of the cash we wasted on him...although I notice Thelwell didn't go near him again with a barge pole.

Pack it in, we’ve had loads worse and at right back too :

Hottinger / Clelland / Thomas immediately spring to mind.

Hopefully you get yet another thread ban, as your bigotry with regards to Patterson is pathetic and a stain on the forum.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Pack it in, we’ve had loads worse and at right back too :

Hottinger / Clelland / Thomas immediately spring to mind.

Hopefully you get yet another thread ban, as your bigotry with regards to Patterson is pathetic and a stain on the forum.

I'd take any of the 3 players mentioned in a heartbeat at the moment to be an actual fit and available right back in our squad. Also none of them cost the millions Patto did.

 

[davek]

Pack it in, we’ve had loads worse and at right back too :

Hottinger / Clelland / Thomas immediately spring to mind.

Hopefully you get yet another thread ban, as your bigotry with regards to Patterson is pathetic and a stain on the forum.

I watched those other three and they weren't great but they were able to come up with half a game from somewhere.

Anyway, I wish the best of luck to the lad. No hard feelings from me, he just isn't a footballer.

 

[pedro789]

I'd take any of the 3 players mentioned in a heartbeat at the moment to be an actual fit and available right back in our squad. Also none of them cost the millions Patto did.

You'd be happy to have Tony Thomas (in a heartbeat) as right back?

 

[Charlie Sweet]

You'd be happy to have Tony Thomas (in a heartbeat) as right back?

Ahead of Patterson? Absolutely. Never mind the £ saving. I love Seamus but he cant be relied on in any way so we're at the bare bones.

 

[Azza]

Well is it if he leaves and we bring in someone better.

You're moaning for the sake of it here.

Well we won, need to bring any optimism and joy down some how.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Pack it in, we’ve had loads worse and at right back too :

Hottinger / Clelland / Thomas immediately spring to mind.

Hopefully you get yet another thread ban, as your bigotry with regards to Patterson is pathetic and a stain on the forum.

I’ll raise you a Mitchum Ward

 

[Simon Buttle]

I watched those other three and they weren't great but they were able to come up with half a game from somewhere.

Anyway, I wish the best of luck to the lad. No hard feelings from me, he just isn't a footballer.

Dave, Clelland was far worse, he is by far the worst player I have ever seen, I can go back to him playing for Dundee Utd, he was a shocker, also watch this CL game from 1995 against Juve. If I was a pro and got had off like he did against Del Piero Id have been down the job centre the next day just out of sheer embarrassment. Watch this, 2min27sec for the good bit mate.

 

[pfim]

Outstanding planning from our recruitment gurus.

He doesn't play, so he doesn't need a replacement.

 

[Joey66]

Pack it in, we’ve had loads worse and at right back too :

Hottinger / Clelland / Thomas immediately spring to mind.

Hopefully you get yet another thread ban, as your bigotry with regards to Patterson is pathetic and a stain on the forum.

Earl Barret from Oldham did he no play at right back ? never heard anything said about him that was good ?
Gary Naismith from Scotland was a good full back .....

John Barton signed from a non league team was a good full back- we sold him to Coventry & he went on there to play well ...

 

[Dymak]

That's one hell of a shop window to find yourself in if it all comes off. A much better loan deal than I was expecting.

 

[Marcus Kendall]

He was comfortably the worst Everton 'football' player Ive ever witnessed.

As I said loads of times - it was like watching a fan who won a competition to play in a PL match on the pitch.

Hopefully Sevilla teach him the basics of passing, positioning and focus and we can eventually get some of the cash back we wasted on him...although I notice Thelwell didn't go near him again with a barge pole.

So bad a decent La Liga side are interested in him. The way you talk you'd think he'd end up at Rochdale or something

 

[Marcus Kendall]

I’ll raise you a Mitchum Ward

I'll double raise you a Paul Holmes