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Player Valuation: £15m
It’s so obvious the agenda people have when you look at the way they approach other club’s dealings. It’s a disgrace for Everton not to have everyone in before the first game of the season::why can’t Everton be more like Arsenal who got a deal done in twelve hours.
Arsenal will employ their time machine (which isn’t included in FFP calculations it’s a joke honestly) to send him back to before the first game so he can bed in with his teammates.
It’s bad enough listening to Everton fans so neither I nor I imagine any sane person reading this goes on other club’s message boards. The notion that every other group of supporters are happy and we’re sitting here like “why haven’t we signed all the stars?” is hilarious. Nobody is happy anywhere on the internet aside from the other 19 clubs who have all wrapped up their business before the first game and the fans are content … and if they DO buy anyone after the first game it doesn’t count because Everton?
Important question time: why does my phone want to capitalize Time Machine so much? Bad enough with god but Time Machine? Huh. That time it let me do god. Weird.
