minor things that make you fume



Apologies if these have been mentioned before; Personalised Car number plates, especially when they almost make a name,nauseating.
Football speak,transition, False nine,no backlift,between the lines,inverted whatever, what a load of rubbish 🗑 😑
I used to know someone whose wife had a regular number plate with letters LJH.

Underneath the large characters it then had her name ' LINDA JOYCE H.......'. Oh dear!
 
Waited 40mins for a pizza from Pizza Hut the other day (via deliveroo) and when it arrived it had come out of the sealed box, and into the delivery guys bag.
Mrs went out to get it and came back in a bit sheepish with the box with the lid open, when i looked in, the driver must have literally tipped it out of his delivery bag back into the PH box……
He then came back asking for the delivery code or he couldn’t complete the delivery.

Needless to say, i then got involved, handed him back the box of slop and told him to GTF in a very direct manner using some industrial language.

Would post a pic of the abomination but the whole episode is still a bit of a sore point with ‘er in doors as apparently there was ‘no need to be like that’ with the driver, so its best i don’t ask her for the photo.

Fuming.
 
Waited 40mins for a pizza from Pizza Hut the other day (via deliveroo) and when it arrived it had come out of the sealed box, and into the delivery guys bag.
Mrs went out to get it and came back in a bit sheepish with the box with the lid open, when i looked in, the driver must have literally tipped it out of his delivery bag back into the PH box……
He then came back asking for the delivery code or he couldn’t complete the delivery.

Needless to say, i then got involved, handed him back the box of slop and told him to GTF in a very direct manner using some industrial language.

Would post a pic of the abomination but the whole episode is still a bit of a sore point with ‘er in doors as apparently there was ‘no need to be like that’ with the driver, so its best i don’t ask her for the photo.

Fuming.
With or without Pineapple buddy?
 

Sitting at my desk at home on a work call this afternoon and the wife comes in and says something then walks out.

The call finished and i go out to ask her what did she say as i didn't hear and she says some fella was in his car outside our house shouting abuse at her to move our car because a removal van was across the street and blocking the way.

I walk out he does a u-turn and drives away shouting "Too late now". I called him back and he shouted "You'll do what" while he drives away the opposite direction. He pulled back onto our street a number of turn ins away so i walked up to middle of the road to get his attention and off he drove again.

Brave man to give a woman putting her kids into a car abuse but showed the coward that he was when i appeared. I'm not one to lose my temper but on this occassion its probably best for us both that i didn't get a hold of him.
Hope that tit wets his bed tonight
 

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