It’s more like …..
A man goes into a bar and sees this handsome bloke, obviously well to do, looks to have an enormous package to offer, just from the cut of his gib.
The bloke keeps moving from one stunning lady to another, clearly propositioning them for a long term relationship, but the very stunning ladies all think they can get someone better. Nonetheless, the bloke keeps trying.
Our man observing this goes on-line and offers wild speculation as to why the bloke is not succeeding, even making his own suggestions as to what the bloke should do, even suggesting trying ladies who are clearly too young and could be borderline illegal.
Eventually the bloke succeeds in getting a couple of stunners interested, but the man posts in anger, not good enough, what have you been doing all this time, show me you mean it you lazy good for nothing philanderer.
The man then slopes off into a dark corner and masturbates to the tune of a famous song from the musical Carousel, all the time thinking of what he could do if he was only as good as the handsome bloke - or any other bloke with common sense.
A man goes into a bar and sees this handsome bloke, obviously well to do, looks to have an enormous package to offer, just from the cut of his gib.
The bloke keeps moving from one stunning lady to another, clearly propositioning them for a long term relationship, but the very stunning ladies all think they can get someone better. Nonetheless, the bloke keeps trying.
Our man observing this goes on-line and offers wild speculation as to why the bloke is not succeeding, even making his own suggestions as to what the bloke should do, even suggesting trying ladies who are clearly too young and could be borderline illegal.
Eventually the bloke succeeds in getting a couple of stunners interested, but the man posts in anger, not good enough, what have you been doing all this time, show me you mean it you lazy good for nothing philanderer.
The man then slopes off into a dark corner and masturbates to the tune of a famous song from the musical Carousel, all the time thinking of what he could do if he was only as good as the handsome bloke - or any other bloke with common sense.
