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Thankfully he's probably not playing tomorrow. Has had no pre-season, will have trained with them once, and arrives with a history of injuries from being rushed back too quickly.

I don't say thankfully because he's brilliant, butreleased player comes up against his old club for his debut—it's Roy of the Rovers stuff that we can do without.
 
I will try and avoid this thread now cos I can see where it’s going but I won’t change my opinion, saved the club with a very important goal that 9/10 he would usually miss, broke a load of his body for the team and was routinely abused for missing chances, booed by our own fans when he was injured, has some really unedifying comments about his fashion choices, and equally about his missus, too and if he scores against us well isn’t that just beautiful karma ?

I doubt he’s fit enough to play as Farke has said he is still trying to get fit, his words. So let’s see.
 
I will try and avoid this thread now cos I can see where it’s going but I won’t change my opinion, saved the club with a very important goal that 9/10 he would usually miss, broke a load of his body for the team and was routinely abused for missing chances, booed by our own fans when he was injured, has some really unedifying comments about his fashion choices, and equally about his missus, too and if he scores against us well isn’t that just beautiful karma ?

I doubt he’s fit enough to play as Farke has said he is still trying to get fit, his words. So let’s see.
He`s been doing that for a couple of years now without much success.
 

Thankfully he's probably not playing tomorrow. Has had no pre-season, will have trained with them once, and arrives with a history of injuries from being rushed back too quickly.

I don't say thankfully because he's brilliant, butreleased player comes up against his old club for his debut—it's Roy of the Rovers stuff that we can do without.
Oh, you sweet, Summer child. It goes like this:

He gets lashed on the bench, but only to be used sparingly/in case of emergency.

He gets thrown on for the last 10 at 0-0 because why not? Gets put through one-on-one by a slide rule Harrison pass, at which point blues all breathe a sigh of relief because we know how it goes when he’s got time, only to rainbow flick it over JP’s head and then do a Barkley-esque celebration as he walks it into an empty net.
 
Oh, you sweet, Summer child. It goes like this:

He gets lashed on the bench, but only to be used sparingly/in case of emergency.

He gets thrown on for the last 10 at 0-0 because why not? Gets put through one-on-one by a slide rule Harrison pass, at which point blues all breathe a sigh of relief because we know how it goes when he’s got time, only to rainbow flick it over JP’s head and then do a Barkley-esque celebration as he walks it into an empty net.
Don`t know which is more unbelievable, the rainbow flick it over JP’s head or getting put through one-on-one by a slide rule Harrison pass.
 
Thankfully he's probably not playing tomorrow. Has had no pre-season, will have trained with them once, and arrives with a history of injuries from being rushed back too quickly.

I don't say thankfully because he's brilliant, butreleased player comes up against his old club for his debut—it's Roy of the Rovers stuff that we can do without.
But with DCL's recent form it's more likely to be Roy Cropper in the Rovers Return.
 

Even if they do 9 out of 10 times he`ll likely drop the plate.
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