Nah!
You’re right
They’ve bought us to maintain our mid table
obscurity .
It’s our decades long utter insignificance that they are investing billions of pounds to preserve.
Throw in one of those last gasp survival seasons , and they’ll be satisfied.
Boredom and nothingness are a real money spinner.
They will eventually want us to be fighting for Europe, but that won't be their expectations now, are you nuts.