Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
They are all failures .
( is that the question ?)
( is that the question ?)
Gotagotmug
Player Valuation: £950k
1. Moyes (Mk 1) - Not the most beautiful football we'll ever see, but did a great job of keeping the club competitive and pushing for Europe year in, year out. Other names on the list made it look like a much harder task than it was. Gave us the Baines-Pienaar axis of terror on the left as well.
2. Ancelotti - Covid robbed us of what could have been something special at Goodison for the first half of the 2021/2022 season. For the best it was behind closed doors for the second half.
3. Martinez - Every now and again I think about the run of games where we ran through teams at Goodison in the 2013/2014 season, like the Arsenal 3-0 and Moyes' United 2-0. Probably the most exciting Everton team this century in terms of the actual football that was played. It was absolute rubbish at the end, but I've done a much better job of scrubbing that from my brain.
4. Moyes (Mk 2) - Could slip down depending on how this season goes, but Moyes Mk 2 feels like he'll give us a couple of seasons of stability and a slow climb up the table. No bad thing considering the names underneath couldn't manage that.
5. Dyche - Came in when we looked utterly cooked, fulfilled the brief of keeping us up, left when we looked utterly cooked. He's so high on this list because I can't see how anyone other than Moyes and maybe Carlo deals with the point deduction. I guess we also have that mad Brighton game where we scored for fun and the Merseyside derby win?
6. Silva - Felt like he cared about the club, got some pretty memorable wins before the flame out in his second season, gave us Richarlison. Too much, too soon for him; glad he's doing well with Fulham.
7. Koeman - Above Allardyce purely because of the City game where Tom Davies turned into prime Ronaldinho for precisely one dribble. Clearly only came because Moshiri was paying over the odds and probably gets more of a pass as he was in before the wheels really came off in that era.
8. Allardyce - Like Dyche, did his job, but the football was unwatchable and it felt we got spanked for fun more often than not with him.
9. Smith - Honestly, don't really remember much about Smith's Everton. Maybe he should be higher because it didn't hurt me as much?
10 . Lampard - Talked a great game, but the one who Everton seemed to break the quickest. Once Plan A didn't work, just looked lost and all the games I remember from his time were the ones where we scraped a result we couldn't afford not to.
11. Benitez - I have fond, fond memories of that game where we beat Arsenal 2-1 because it was around my 30th, but Christ, that whole season was a disaster. Should never have been near the role, glad that everyone seems to have agreed to forget it ever happened.
2. Ancelotti - Covid robbed us of what could have been something special at Goodison for the first half of the 2021/2022 season. For the best it was behind closed doors for the second half.
3. Martinez - Every now and again I think about the run of games where we ran through teams at Goodison in the 2013/2014 season, like the Arsenal 3-0 and Moyes' United 2-0. Probably the most exciting Everton team this century in terms of the actual football that was played. It was absolute rubbish at the end, but I've done a much better job of scrubbing that from my brain.
4. Moyes (Mk 2) - Could slip down depending on how this season goes, but Moyes Mk 2 feels like he'll give us a couple of seasons of stability and a slow climb up the table. No bad thing considering the names underneath couldn't manage that.
5. Dyche - Came in when we looked utterly cooked, fulfilled the brief of keeping us up, left when we looked utterly cooked. He's so high on this list because I can't see how anyone other than Moyes and maybe Carlo deals with the point deduction. I guess we also have that mad Brighton game where we scored for fun and the Merseyside derby win?
6. Silva - Felt like he cared about the club, got some pretty memorable wins before the flame out in his second season, gave us Richarlison. Too much, too soon for him; glad he's doing well with Fulham.
7. Koeman - Above Allardyce purely because of the City game where Tom Davies turned into prime Ronaldinho for precisely one dribble. Clearly only came because Moshiri was paying over the odds and probably gets more of a pass as he was in before the wheels really came off in that era.
8. Allardyce - Like Dyche, did his job, but the football was unwatchable and it felt we got spanked for fun more often than not with him.
9. Smith - Honestly, don't really remember much about Smith's Everton. Maybe he should be higher because it didn't hurt me as much?
10 . Lampard - Talked a great game, but the one who Everton seemed to break the quickest. Once Plan A didn't work, just looked lost and all the games I remember from his time were the ones where we scraped a result we couldn't afford not to.
11. Benitez - I have fond, fond memories of that game where we beat Arsenal 2-1 because it was around my 30th, but Christ, that whole season was a disaster. Should never have been near the role, glad that everyone seems to have agreed to forget it ever happened.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
None have been successful really, some have done a better job of papering over the cracks than others
ElGato
Player Valuation: £15m
Disagree heavily... Ancelotti had us within a win or two of Champions League football with 4 or 5 games left and when we had a full team out we played some of the best football I've seen us play
That's about right for me, bar benitez and lampard should swop.
The correct answer is:
Moyes Mk1
Moyes mk2
Ancelotti
Martinez
Silva
Allardyce
Koeman
Smith
Lampard
Dyche
Benitez
Telling how many are in poop deficit using my new scale. I.e more crap than good.
Moyes Mk1
Moyes mk2
Ancelotti
Martinez
Silva
Allardyce
Koeman
Smith
Lampard
Dyche
Benitez
Telling how many are in poop deficit using my new scale. I.e more crap than good.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd put Ancelotti between the 2 Moyes and move Smith up above Fat Scam.The correct answer is:
Moyes Mk1
Moyes mk2
Ancelotti
Martinez
Silva
Allardyce
Koeman
Smith
Lampard
Dyche
Benitez
Telling how many are in poop deficit using my new scale. I.e more crap than good.
God almighty, how dull were the Walter Smith years though ...
BoysPenLad
Player Valuation: £500k
No-one listing Mike Walker then?
Wally Smith, desperate fare. Admittedly he was sold a pup and had the rug pulled under him with players being sold, but even with decent players it was turdball.
chippy1722
Player Valuation: £35m
1, Moyes.
Disliked every other manager in between his two spells.
Disliked every other manager in between his two spells.
BackRow PE6
Player Valuation: £950k
Which one are you talking about
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I've noticed that happens quite a lot to men with blonde hair.
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