Confirmed Signing Jack Grealish

[larbert toffee]

The guy is a bell but that’s his job to be honest, triggering callers with the contradictory nonsense he spouts.

His wife is an even bigger hand grenade too

Jordan is one of these who loves the sound of his own voice to such an extent that he won't use a sentence where a paragraph will suffice.

 

[maccavennie]

Beardsley was quality for us.

We all got nostalgia for the return of Rooney and had high hopes. He done alright.

Have a feeling Grealish will be the same and do ok but we will go over the top and hype him up.

There's no way at all I'll be going over the top about one of the greatest players to ever wear the Everton shirt, nope I'll be keeping my feet firmly on the ground when discussing how Grealsy the Great is head and shoulders above every other Everton player signed in the last 25 years and I'll be staying very calm and play down his impact when we've won the league, fa cup, league cup and hes assisted 35 goals and scored 21 himself (only 1 is a pen)

 

[jceverton]

If you think he’s going for 20m without a stupid buy back you are naive.

And we’ve signed a number of good you players and have reduced the average age of the squad massively. However, you can’t *just* have a squad of young players for the future. You need players of experience around them.

Grealish was club captain at Villa. He played a pivotal role when city won the treble. He’s 29 and a top class player. This isn’t ginola or Gazza or Rooney mk2.

He’s immediately our best player and will make everyone around him a better player.

Yeah I know that mate, by good young side i mean players 26 and under. As for him being our best players, Pickford, Ndiaye and Branthwaite are better for me.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Wasnt Rooney our top scorer?

He certainly was, 3 he got that season, oh for those glory days again.

 

[Ian]

I love how people are caring about the wage but would count a player who costs 10 MILLION pounds, a bargain

Because the £10 million would usually buy a few years of contract value, earning a potential sell-on fee. Wages are pure cost: no return at all unless it's on the pitch, and could possibly be pure spaff with no upside at all.

 

[PercyPlant]

No pal he's not my hero, he's just a much better player than Grealish. Sheedy and Southall were my heroes.

Not in this league he isn’t and the stats prove that

 

[coollino]

Because the £10 million would usually buy a few years of contract value, earning a potential sell-on fee. Wages are pure cost: no return at all unless it's on the pitch, and could possibly be pure spaff with no upside at all.

So all in all, caring about that is unbelievably boring. Got it

 

[Kurt.]

GREALISH IS OURS

(for a year anyway)

 

[coollino]

GREALISH IS OURS

(for a year anyway)

 

[navidson]

He certainly was, 3 he got that season, oh for those glory days again.

He scored 10 that season

 

[tommye]

Jack! A-ah!
Saviour of the Blueniverse
Jack! A-ah!
He'll save every one of us
Jack! A-ah!
He's a miracle
Jack! A-ah!
King of the impossible
He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He saves with a mighty foot
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Jack
Jack! A-ah!
Jack! A-ah!
He'll save every one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
You know he's nothing but a man
And he can never fail
No one but the pure at heart
May find the Royal Blue Grail
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Jack.

My God, we're moving
For God's sake, strap yourselves in...

Welcome to Everton, Jack
Make me love you more

 

[coollino]

Jack! A-ah!
Saviour of the Blueniverse
Jack! A-ah!
He'll save every one of us
Jack! A-ah!
He's a miracle
Jack! A-ah!
King of the impossible
He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He saves with a mighty foot
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Jack
Jack! A-ah!
Jack! A-ah!
He'll save every one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
You know he's nothing but a man
And he can never fail
No one but the pure at heart
May find the Royal Blue Grail
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Jack.

My God, we're moving
For God's sake, strap yourselves in...

Welcome to Everton, Jack
Make me love you more

Let's hope he is more Grealish than expensive goulash

 

[royalblue66]

Yes mate…. Yes it is….


Wow, avit.

 

[Ian]

So all in all, caring about that is unbelievably boring. Got it

I never claimed it was interesting; there just is a difference between spending £10m on wages and £10m on a transfer. You seemed puzzled by people being aware of it.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

He scored 10 that season

You're right, the last player we had to hit double figures believe it or not.