When was your last infraction on here ?



My last was a 60 pointer for inappropriate content, which sounds unlike me so probably mistaken identity. Took me to the magical 100 warnings, which is what I told my careers adviser was one of my aspirations.

Congratulations, you have to ask yourself, having achieved your life times ambition at such an incredibly early age, what next ?

Maybe a job as the resident agony aunt, in Serial Killers Monthly ?

“ Dear Bungle, I’ve got fifteen bodies of young men under the floorboards and the house is getting a bit whiffy, can you advise a suitable air freshener for masking the smell of decaying corpses ? )
 
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Congratulations, you have to ask yourself, having achieved your life times ambition at such an incredible early age, what next ?

Maybe a job as the resident agony aunt, in Serial Killers Monthly ?

“ Dear Bungle, I’ve got fifteen bodies of young men under the floorboards and the house is getting a bit whiffy, can you advise a suitable air freshener for masking the smell of decaying corpses ? )

That you @Frang ?
 
Congratulations, you have to ask yourself, having achieved your life times ambition at such an incredible early age, what next ?

Maybe a job as the resident agony aunt, in Serial Killers Monthly ?

“ Dear Bungle, I’ve got fifteen bodies of young men under the floorboards and the house is getting a bit whiffy, can you advise a suitable air freshener for masking the smell of decaying corpses ? )

Let one of your rooms to a local lunatic, give it a few months and then report your concerns about him to the police due to the smell you've started to notice. In the meantime, Febreeze
 


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