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[Bryan+]

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Star Trek IV: The voyage home

 

[notrevE5]

 

[Rita_Poon]

spot the glaring problem with this.

Foreign criminals to face deportation after sentencing under new plans

Under the proposals, those who are given fixed-term sentences could be deported straight away and would be barred from re-entering the UK.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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I have a list of people I’d like to enrol for this

 

[Bilko]

Managed to get my finances fixed for the coming week and GOT come in and take their 20 quid subscription....scoundrels!!

 

[Goodison87]

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Ah! That’ll be the new neighbours from Alpha Centuri…

 

[NeilMorepies]

New Kopite striker’s name “Ekitike” is a palindrome.

This probably means he tracks back just as well as he goes forward (or something)

That is all.

Please go about your business as usual.

 

[Rita_Poon]

A Texan oil tycoon, named Jack 'Cadillac' Grimm, found the bow of the Titanic in 1980, but because the information was such that the object he found was 600ft long and not the 800ft long that Titanic was, and that it was believed she sank as a whole, the object he found was dismissed as not the wreck after all.

Temperamental untested sonar gear, very dangerous conditions, the time and expense.

Undone by pure hubris.

Must have been an Evertonian.

 

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Would you try one?

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[Rita_Poon]

Man, 52, dies after restraining incident at Torpoint Co-op shop

A man is arrested after another man dies several days after being restrained in a shop by a customer.

www.bbc.co.uk