duncs pigeon
Player Valuation: £35m
Fixed for you.I smother my face in ya ma

Fixed for you.I smother my face in ya ma
When I was 8, I was in the bath and there was a tube of Immac on the side. 8 is an age of abundant curiosity for a boy so I rubbed some into my thighs. Nothing much happened, nothing in the way of hair there anyway. And it remained so until I was 16. I had quite visibly hairy legs apart from two bald strips on my thighs.Haven't you ever tried it?
I didn't realise people so much thought into shaving.
There's been Immac for ladies' bits for years and they can't come up with something for blokes faces? Pfft...
You dirty dog!I smother my face in immac
Have you ever had a number two on your head?Every 3 or 4 weeks I go to the barbers and get a 1 on my head and a 0 on my face.
In between times it just grows as it wishes.
Have basically had a beard for the last 35 years.
Boom boom!Have you ever had a number two on your head?
Have you ever had a number two on your head?