Confirmed Signing Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall

[davek]

The beard is straight from Birkenhead shopping centre.

It's Yorkshire Ripper-ish.

 

[BlueBarrow]

Made up with this signing. Price is reasonable too , by today's standards. Welcome lad.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Kiernan isn't a real name.

it’s the prime ministers grandmother I think

Anyway, good signing, improves the starting XI!

 

[Merseyzig]

Welcome to the greatest club in the north end. Not his or their fault that his parents couldn't spell, but it took us 7 to years to come up with a decent chant for our recently departed double-barrelled striker, what are the chances with this lad?

 

[Nymzee]

Loves a blue kit doesn't he.

 

[Tipp blue]

The white boots make up for some of the credibility lost due to his muzzy and half-mast sock wearing style.

I'll have to disagree with this one.. He should wear black boots like a real man!!

 

[davek]

Irish derivation. Given one of his middle names is Francis, safe to say he's one of ours, esp if grandad was a blue. East Dublin (Liverpool) has been a second home.

I've changed my mind. I think he'll be great for us.

 

[allen]

Missed that he'd actually signed... got the news broken to me by an Email from the club like an absolute grandad.

 

[Nymzee]

The Everton interviewer is new, thank Christ, hate that other blokes voice.

 

[sconeblaster]

Brilliant signing, seems a top lad as well. More like this please

 

[Bryan+]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

 

[DaChunk]

Good stuff Everton well done. Now just the 2 rw, rb, another cm, and striker

 

[Nymzee]

"We'll be pushing for as high as possible. Nothing less is gonna be acceptable"

Go on son, I like that.

 

[parkendkev]

Welcome Kiernan, UTFT

 

[Nymzee]

Only played 1,000 mins but he percentiles are wild.