Transfer Rumour Dion Lopy

[RomanReigns]

Tofeenut, he's got the scoop,
Leaks drop faster than the journos' group,
While Sky are guessin’, he's bang on right,
He breaks the news before it's light!

Ay-ay-ay, no one knows,
How he gets it — but it shows,
Romano waits, the thread goes boom,
Tofeenut’s just cleared the room!

From Lopy deals to summer plans,
He’s got the sauce that feeds the fans,
We don’t need a tier-one tweet,
Tofeenut just can’t be beat!

 

[Julio Ananas]

QUE?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

It was Blackburn but I see your point.

What we know about Mr Nut is he either works at Spire or knows someone who works there.

So for him to be right about Dion Floppy, that would mean he had to have been booked in for a medical at the start of July when he made the post? Which he wasn't.

See above...he posted this minutes after someone called Dion scored for Blackburn.

Stop being a silly sausage

We don't know anything about him, other than he's given us transfer information. I'm not sure it's helpful to speculate how he gets that information.

He's either a Blackburn fan and had a massive bet on Dion De Nev, or he took that opportunity to drop a massive hint. I don't think he's ever commented on anything that isn't transfer related... which is why we were all so perplexed by the 'Dion' shout. [Edit] He also posted it in the transfer thread, not a match one.

 

[Sharpattack]

Exactly the sort of signing we should be making. I approve. (Can someone tell me who he is, where does he play, and who he currently plays for?)

 

[Toffeepot]

never heard of him
any good?

 

[matty1878]

Would love it we just signed someone called John Smith.

haven’t chelsea signed some english lad from dortmund?

 

[matty1878]

never heard of him
any good?

same

 

[Miked1e]

Tofeenut, he's got the scoop,
Leaks drop faster than the journos' group,
While Sky are guessin’, he's bang on right,
He breaks the news before it's light!

Ay-ay-ay, no one knows,
How he gets it — but it shows,
Romano waits, the thread goes boom,
Tofeenut’s just cleared the room!

From Lopy deals to summer plans,
He’s got the sauce that feeds the fans,
We don’t need a tier-one tweet,
Tofeenut just can’t be beat!

Can’t believe he called this weeks back…

All hail the nut

 

[neil999]

We don't know anything about him, other than he's given us transfer information. I'm not sure it's helpful to speculate how he gets that information.

He's either a Blackburn fan and had a massive bet on Dion De Nev, or he took that opportunity to drop a massive hint. I don't think he's ever commented on anything that isn't transfer related... which is why we were all so perplexed by the 'Dion' shout.

ITS YOU!!

 

[Mick OMalley]

haven’t chelsea signed some english lad from dortmund?

Jamie Gittens

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

he took a tumble on the underground once

Fallopian tube

Fall-lopy-on-tube

Soz

 

[trueblue84]

never heard of him
any good?

You know the score

Doesn't play for us = good
Plays for us = BOOOOOO!

 

[n01efc]

What a shout by Tofeenut!

What did he say?

 

[Verbal Kint]

never heard of him
any good?

Apparently named after his father Dion Dublin..... That's all I know. Conceived in the town of Lopy apparently, don't shoot the messenger

 

[Fedlingen]

Up the Senegalese Toffees!

Makes great sense as an understudy to Gana.