Match Thread Man Utd V Everton. Sun 3 Aug - 22:00 BST

[Toffe3m4n]

Another thing I don’t like is when a ManUre player goes down it gets quiet and then applause when they get up. There’s booing when our players go down.

Their fans are outnumbering ours by quite a large margin to be fair

 

[PhilEFC]

Sounded like commentators hit the table because of that Pickford save hahah

That was Le Saux’s head under the table.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Was hoijland hitting the post cos he didn't pass it

Yeah a coincidence but just sounded that way.

And it won't be out of character to be honest so far.

 

[mikel_88]

Good bit of pace by aznou then

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Superb Aznou

 

[Charles Plastusz]

His forehead is a giant slab of ribeye.

They love a big dumb farmhand

 

[Gazz]

He does give it the way to the team is red

Whole tournament feels geared towards drumming up some Man Utd publicity. It’s all the pundits seem to talk about.

 

[Toffeepot]

Not sure ref understands the rules

He understands the desired narrative though

 

[johnjoeefc]

Garners played well

 

[GT77]

great ball by their midfielder, top class that pass.

If they didn't pay a stupid amount for him then Mount wouldn't get the hate he does, he's actually half-decent.

 

[Richard Alex]

This ref is terrible.
Never a pen
Rat face should be sent off.
Barry’s been fouled umpteen times

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

All that sitting on chess and piano as per his love interest commentators

He’s also a fan of home baking.

 

[The T-Dex]

Aznou looks rapid.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Daisy Duke's behind the bench, no wonder they can't concentrate.

 

[SJB]

The sub standard playing surface impacted our free flowing, intricate passing style. We absolutely snot this lot when they come and play on our freshly laid Bramley Moore carpet.