Match Thread Man Utd V Everton. Sun 3 Aug - 22:00 BST

[BigDunc'sFod]

Is Armstrong injured?

Edit: never mind he's coming on

 

[DualityNSNO]

Snap one of them NOW please

Nah, not one at random, snap Fernandes, hopefully a lengthy time at the sideline looking like a sad little mouse.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Onyango has gotten himself into a right tizzy since hes been on. Causing chaos

 

[PhilRegan]

This can’t be real, that’s insane how fat he is

All that sitting on chess and piano as per his love interest commentators

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Onyango looks like Jim from the American version of The Office.

With a tan

 

[Charles Plastusz]

Onyango looks like Jim from the American version of The Office.

Touch of Paul Young the Scottish TV fisherman as well

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

How did they get the ball. Double head injury and Garner had the ball.

 

[blue to the bone]

Is Armstrong injured?

Coming on now. And Chermiti

 

[SJB]

Onyango stays on his feet and beats Jake O'Brien by tko.

 

[siddharth]

I think heaven jumped on his arm there. Landed right on his forearm.

 

[mikel_88]

Unlucky barry

 

[gixerk6]

Onyangos got some lugs on him

 

[GT77]

Onyango has gotten himself into a right tizzy since hes been on. Causing chaos

He's exactly the footballer you bring on up front when you're chasing the game, absolute chaos-maker, I just don't want to see him near our box.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Liv reference in there

Zzzzz

 

[allen]

I hate the way McNeil runs with his head down like he’s 8.

It won’t make you faster, Dwight.