Match Thread Man Utd V Everton. Sun 3 Aug - 22:00 BST

[wainy]

We are MILES off it.

 

[Thomasc]

Ahh yeah the behind closed doors one that isn't even official. Wins a win though.

Take anything we can get pal

 

[Mozza1987]

Yes! It would soon stop.

But they don't give them though do they?

 

[DualityNSNO]

That ref cam thing is pretty cool, can we get the footage from the pen to see how he determined it, by chance?

No, okay then, makes sense.

 

[Toffeepot]

Amad throwing himself all over the place now
Knows ref is a soft touch

 

[Goodison87]

Was that really a penalty? The lad wouldn’t have scored in a million years from that position anyway.

 

[MikeyMike]

We're flying into tackles here. Need to calm down, it's only a friendly, and the ref loves Man U nearly as much as the commentators do. Can do without any injuries, or we'll be asking Baines to put on his boots.

 

[Rita_Poon]

hmmm, cycling possession, reset and get in shape and place, look to work between the gaps.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

All at sea in the defence at the mo. Both Keane & Tarkowski just didn't want to commit to closing Fernandes down there..

 

[steven]

Watching Keane making the wrong decisions for years on end is getting a little tedious

 

[Davideeyore]

They really cream over United on sky don't they?

Was just thinking that.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Le saux the goobshite

Amazed he can speak with his mouth full of Amorim!

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Keane watching people walk through

 

[Everton1654]

Christ how bad is Beto

 

[blue to the bone]

Ref has a bodycam? Christ, we’re in America aren’t we.

He's probably got a bullet proof vest on too !