Younger you

PhilM said:
I was sewing my seed when I was sixteen with a twenty-five year old who was engaged; she was decent looking - a solid 6/10.*

Great tits, decent face but a bit plump, or so I thought at the time. Anyway, I’d give up seeing her most night to chase the tight, prudish girls.

Looking back, she’d actually be a 7 or 8 and was a proper go’er, so should have kept goosing her. There’s a few more like that, too.

*in hindsight, she was probably a grooming nonce, but she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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The 7 out of 10s are way more fun than the 9 out of 10s. So much more hard work, hard chasing, hard rejection and if you finally get lucky they're an inanimate object in the sack.
 

Leave school and do your A Levels at a college, focus on revision and don’t get crippled by exam anxiety or easy distractions

If I’d listened to this, I’d have gone to Uni at 18 instead of getting my first job two months before turning 19 and not going back into education for better qualifications until I was 21 (which still failed as I got to Uni and dropped out after a year)
 
Hinchcliffe's Corner said:
The 7 out of 10s are way more fun than the 9 out of 10s. So much more hard work, hard chasing, hard rejection and if you finally get lucky they're an inanimate object in the sack.
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I got rejected by a 1 out of 10 (that's being generous) when we were about 20, this thing was horrendous with a big gut hanging out with visible stretch marks and all. Everyone else had basically paired off and it was all that was left, still cop pelters from my mates all these years later about getting knocked back by Stretchy 🤣
 

cronullasharks said:
I got rejected by a 1 out of 10 (that's being generous) when we were about 20, this thing was horrendous with a big gut hanging out with visible stretch marks and all. Everyone else had basically paired off and it was all that was left, still cop pelters from my mates all these years later about getting knocked back by Stretchy 🤣
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Remember one night me and my mate were in a club out of town till late and he's having some luck with this good looking blonde, says to me her mates dead keen on me, well poor me she was a munter but you know I'll have a few more drinks so I'm nearly passed out and it won't matter, I'll take one for the team, we go back to their place, he ended up staying up till dawn having his ear chewed off but not his knob, got absolutely nothing while I was in other room getting ridden for 3 hours like a bucking bull. Make the mistake of giving her my number though, spent 6 months having to dodge a mountain of texts and calls 😅
 
- Don’t move to Texas.
- Be patient for a few years after college and wait for women to get tired of the guys on offer in bars and clubs. You won’t be a good date until then anyway.
- Buy a house as soon as you possibly can.
- Don’t move to Texas.
- Did I mention don’t move to Texas?
 

If your gorgeous new bird’s dad owns a spread, half the size of the county, don’t get totally rat-faced on his ale, then take a leisurely wazz in his prized Koi carp pond, when he’s watching from the balcony.

Most important of all, remember that barbed wire and testicles are not a great mix, when diving over hedges, with a mad dad chasing you.

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Hello 16 year old me. This will make no sense to you for another 10 years, but learn how to mine bitcoin in 2008.

Also, never get less then 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the first same name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Stick to that and everything else is cream cheese.
 

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