Favourite school assembly songs

[Kurt.]

We were all forced to sing them when we were kids, in my school we had a mad teacher called Mrs Williams who thought she was Elton John on her piano blasting out greats like Morning has Broken…… what are the sings you were forced to warble at 9 in the morning ?

 

[chrismpw]

Are you bored Kurt?

(Watch for the coming El Tigre, or summat)

 

[Kurt.]

Are you bored Kurt?

(Watch for the coming El Tigre, or summat)

Yeah, don’t start work until 12 today

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Yeah, don’t start work until 12 today

FFS.

Awaits the what time you start work thread

 

[Kurt.]

FFS.

Awaits the what time you start work thread

I’m waiting for @Littlesue ti tell us what her favourite undies are the saucy little minx

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I’m waiting for @Littlesue ti tell us what her favourite undies are the saucy little minx

I reckon clean....

 

[NeilMorepies]

Come by yah

Which I was convinced was a Cumbrian Sheepfarming song about a bloke with a dog called Milordy

 

[Richie]

Autumn Days was a banger.

 

[Joey66]

Yeah, don’t start work until 12 today

Read some of your back issue Beano's then -

 

[The binman chronicles]

Be Chrool To Your Scuel by Twisted Sister.

It was a very modern comprehensive.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Charlie had a pigeon.

 

[magicjuan]

Those in peril on the sea

Pertinent to our maritime history and conjoured up images of tragedy, death and disaster. Just what we needed first thing in the morning

 

[Seathestars]

Abide with me.
Our religion teacher loved it. But fair play to him, I do too, superb hym or whatever it's classed as.

 

[Kurt.]

He’s got the world in his hands.


Every time I hear that I picture Steve Buscemi on Con Air

 

[GoldenToffee]

"You shall go out with joy and be led forth in peace.."

We loved this because there was a large girl called Joy in our year and all that lads were sniggering every time we needed to sing it.