Classsic scouse insults

[tommye]

I tend to tailor my insults to the individual.
Pick obvious deficiency in target and aim both barrels.
No sympathy or f***s given.
Say it with a smile.

 

[Blue 1]

Bellend! Its used by all generations and still my go to insult when someome is being a 'bellend'

Everyone says bellend, it's not an exclusively scouse thing.

It does sound better when said with a scouse accent though.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Beaut.
Whopper.

 

[Lapeno77]

Blert

 

[trueblue84]

Yer a bad ted you, lad.
He's a pyar Herbert, mate.
Eeee, ya melt/ming/bulb/whopper.
Yer ma's a space cadet.
Yer da sells Avon.

 

[JLW]

Weapon

 

[COYBL25]

It`s the context of the insult.

I`d never thought about this, until my mate, who`s an exiled scouser in East Yorkshire, brought this to my attention.

The term " knobhead " in Liverpool can mean two things :

" alright knobhead " > alright mate.

" you`re an utter knobhead " > you`re a total prick.

He said if you if you called someone a knobhead in any form where he lives, you`d invariably be starting a fight !

 

[Harryflashman]

It`s the context of the insult.

I`d never thought about this, until my mate, who`s an exiled scouser in East Yorkshire, brought this to my attention.

The term " knobhead " in Liverpool can mean two things :

" alright knobhead " > alright mate.

" you`re an utter knobhead " > you`re a total prick.

He said if you if you called someone a knobhead in any form where he lives, you`d invariably be starting a fight !

I had a mate whose wife was from overseas and explaining this and the differences between beaut , belter , knobhead etc was extremely challenging .

 

[Alan Whittle]

Even I know that it’s;
WOOL!

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Ya little beaut!!!

 

[Connor mcloud]

Knobjockey
Arsewipe
Wankstain

 

[kev]

Even I know that it’s;
WOOL!

Being one myself I deliberately left any mention of that out of my original post

 

[Alan Whittle]

Being one myself I deliberately left any mention of that out of my original post

Good work.

 

[summerisle]

Thread 'The GOT Dictionary and Colourful Words Appendix'

July 19, 2010

Just a little handy one, as we have loads of foreign types and wools that post on here.

Feel free to add as applicable:

Ace: Boss.

Arlarse: Bang on lid. A subscriber to cruel or underhand ways. A guerilla footsoldier of Snide Jungle.

Bait (Baiting, to bait): The dropping of well executed grammar warfare with the intent on having one create the popcorn for general forum amusement.

BAN HIM D/D: Quieten or suspend the aforementioned poster please, Danny or Dylan.

Bad meff: One who will without any duress, accept fruit based toppings as...

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[Joey66]

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