Preki
Player Valuation: £15m
Less of the wasting pleaseNearly 60 pages in a little over 24 hours you absolutely hysteria ridden summer wasting transfer virgins. Sky Sports have done quite the job on you frenzied little pissants.
Don’t you dare try and sneer at kopites when you’re thirstier and thicker than @Goat in a Saharan sandstorm.
Cleanse our fanbase from the Geordieisation that’s infecting it so I can enjoy Everton again.
