Infernus
Player Valuation: £10m
If at any point we win a pot under the stewardship of this group, I hope you are aware that soooooo many of you are not allowed in any way to celebrate or enjoy it. Sit in the corner and pout because you blew your load too early all because this lot didn’t sign prime Messi as soon as they walked in the door. We lost a few friendlies in pre season so these lot are frauds. Jesus wept.