Unconcerned

Everton Transfer Window Survival Strategy:

Step 1: Achieve zen-like patience.
Step 2: Accept that nothing is happening and nothing ever will.
Step 3: Casually glance at the news while watering your plants or making toast…
Step 4: BAM! Surprise signings out of nowhere.
Step 5: Pretend you saw it coming all along. Nod wisely.

Moral of the story:
The more indifferent you are, the better the signings. Everton work in mysterious ways—like a magician who only performs tricks when you’re looking the other way.
 

ToffeeTim said:
It's hard to be unconcerned when we don't have enough first team players for a match day squad.
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Not hard. The most liked comment by far in here is the not worried camp. The problem is we can’t post nearly as much as the whiners. It’s the same with everything — 99 happy customers for every complaint type stuff. It literally had not occurred to me without checking GoT that so many people were melting down. I was just following the news and waiting patiently. Not hard. Easier to me than worrying all the time and venting to strangers. But YMMV. But this will be my only post on the topic while all of you concerned types will post a hundred times before we sign someone next week. You guys really need legal weed in the UK — booze and banter making you all loony.
 
Bedfordblue said:
Everton Transfer Window Survival Strategy:

Step 1: Achieve zen-like patience.
Step 2: Accept that nothing is happening and nothing ever will.
Step 3: Casually glance at the news while watering your plants or making toast…
Step 4: BAM! Surprise signings out of nowhere.
Step 5: Pretend you saw it coming all along. Nod wisely.

Moral of the story:
The more indifferent you are, the better the signings. Everton work in mysterious ways—like a magician who only performs tricks when you’re looking the other way.
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Exactly this.

Grown men shouldn't be getting upset and angry at the perceived credibility or reliability of internet ITKs and journos on Twitter.
 

kev said:
If we actually get somebody to sign the dotted line it'll be humble pie for a few.
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Cool. I love Humble Pie.
 
“A lot of good players have said no to us at the moment”

Thanks David. No quite want I needed on a Monday morning.

I just assume some of these good players are waiting to see if they get a better offer, as the window drags on if they don’t they maybe willing to take the ugly girl to prom and sign for us and tell Everton TV how they always only wanted to join Everton etc.

Maybe a dig at the transfer team as well at Everton to get on with it.
 

I'm certainly not going to get carried away and throw my toys out of the pram just because of another demoralising defeat to a team we shouldn't lose at tiddlywinks, nevermind a game of football.

So what we need is a calm and measured approach to correct the problems. On reflection, if we box Everton up and take it back to the shop to try and get a refund, might be the best course of action?
 

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