Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Even in their darker years they still slashed millions after millions after millions away to try to compete. They went years without CL money. But no, it’s all good cos they was boss in the 70s and sing an anthem before kick off or something.
Everton get relegated to the Business House League if they do what they did under Hicks and Gillette
We got told we ruined the transfer window for paying 35 mill for Richarlison who became Brazil’s number 9 whilst playing for us, spent 4 seasons with us and we sold him for nearly double.
They whizz 90 mill up the wall on donkey Nunez and it’s good recruitment apparently. Would be absolutely hilarious if they all just flopped/got injured. Maybe then we’d finally hear the end of what geniuses Liverpool have been for spending more than anyone else on all the best player for the best part of 60 years.